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Hot Easter Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2009 11:17:35 April 10, 2009 11:17:35

In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 cats, a dog, 8 adults, one house, and hopefully a lot of alcohol. Full Story

Nicole & Anne Shirley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 11:26:46 April 7, 2009 11:26:46

Please… Please you must know Anne Shirley without having to google, right? It surprised me that Nicole Richie knows Anne Shirley. She tweeted about it today http://twitter.com/nicolerichie. Love her so much. For knowing Anne, love her even more. This is Nicole, expecting her second, after lunch at Joan’s on Third yesterday. Full Story

Saving it up for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 12:48:21 April 3, 2009 12:48:21

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story

Look out Jolie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 09:41:00 March 26, 2009 09:41:00

Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government. Full Story

Robo Babysitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 07:17:02 March 23, 2009 07:17:02

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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GOOP in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 06:55:24 March 23, 2009 06:55:24

Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos of her kids to a minimum. Unlike Violet Affleck, we don’t get to see Apple going to school every day. Full Story

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The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:28:55 March 11, 2009 11:28:55

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Witherspoon shoe porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 11:47:05 March 10, 2009 11:47:05

The ones today, in Berlin, with the yellow soles. Love. Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland are promoting Monsters vs Aliens in Germany. Yesterday she wore a green shiny dress. That material! Lumpy, see??? Anyway, have received many emails today about her breasts. They’re bigger? This means she’s pregnant? Oh lawd. Full Story

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The Acting Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:11:15 March 9, 2009 07:11:15

One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great show pitches, NEW show pitches, and they insist on resurrecting the past. Full Story

Little Sci Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:34:30 March 9, 2009 06:34:30

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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