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The Chosen One heals the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 07:42:16 July 7, 2009 07:42:16

Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it appears the entire family is back in LA now after spending a few months in New York while the Jolie was filming Salt. Full Story

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Free baby photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 12:32:11 June 30, 2009 12:32:11

By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. Full Story

What else would he be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 09:48:10 June 24, 2009 09:48:10

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Tom’s happy father’s day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2009 07:43:45 June 22, 2009 07:43:45

Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course because he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting, though you can barely tell with how long and lean she is but People. Full Story

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JLo pregnant!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 11:59:46 June 15, 2009 11:59:46

On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work on movies, JLo will also be recording a new album due out later this year and is writing songs about her children: "I worked on music while I was pregnant and while I was at home, but now to really get into it and focus on it and to finish the project is exciting. Full Story

They give her Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2009 07:11:54 June 12, 2009 07:11:54

After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: Madge’s lawyer revealed that “It's the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this”, like staying up for something so significant is such an extraordinary accomplishment. Full Story

GOOPy’s greasy legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:31:00 June 5, 2009 07:31:00

Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, last night she looked amazing. Full Story

Granny at the Goodwill!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:12:00 June 4, 2009 08:12:00

Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some Vietnamese official started it. Full Story

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