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Witherspoon shoe porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 11:47:05 March 10, 2009 11:47:05

The ones today, in Berlin, with the yellow soles. Love. Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland are promoting Monsters vs Aliens in Germany. Yesterday she wore a green shiny dress. That material! Lumpy, see??? Anyway, have received many emails today about her breasts. They’re bigger? This means she’s pregnant? Oh lawd. Full Story

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The Acting Simpson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 07:11:15 March 9, 2009 07:11:15

One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great show pitches, NEW show pitches, and they insist on resurrecting the past. Full Story

Little Sci Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 06:34:30 March 9, 2009 06:34:30

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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Miss Zahara goes to Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 18:18:58 March 6, 2009 18:18:58

While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look at those people standing around taking pictures. Full Story

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Granny’s 2nd Sunday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 04:43:00 February 26, 2009 04:43:00

In Tokyo today at the Japan premiere of Australia – Hugh Jackman and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman posing for photos. Apparently Gran did not linger long but wore a black baby doll making sure to cover her hands over her stomach constantly. She didn’t seem bump-ish to me on Sunday at the Oscars but then again, never doubt the magic of Spanx. Full Story

The Chosen One to charm New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:03:30 February 26, 2009 03:03:30

The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued love for Brad, to Angelina plotting against Jen for John. Full Story

Downey-wear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 10:55:26 February 25, 2009 10:55:26

RDJ and his son Indio out shopping yesterday at Planet Blue. These pictures, they kill me. His jaunty cap, something about the way he’s wearing his sweats, Indio’s pants, pants only a 15 year old growing up in Hollywood understands – I guess? – and finally… RDJ’s lunchbox. Full Story

Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 16:55:00 February 24, 2009 16:55:00

Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the Oscars. You saw that napkin. Full Story

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Oscar Slumdog!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2009 04:46:27 February 23, 2009 04:46:27

Those kids… you had to see those kids! In person those kids made the night. Look at them all dressed up and excited! It was bedtime for them when I was leaving the press room. Ran into the Slumdog child contingent on their way out of the Governor’s Ball. Two of the boys skipped up the escalators. Full Story

Little Sci the spectacle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 06:44:39 February 17, 2009 06:44:39

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story

Guess not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 06:51:25 February 16, 2009 06:51:25

So remember when Jennifer Lopez showed up at the LA premiere of Benjamin Button not wearing her wedding ring and the next morning everyone and their eyebrow stylist was declaring divorce? Guess not. Ring Watch is about as reliable as Bump Watch…both are balls. Several weeks of speculation followed the Missing Ring Incident during which it was reported that JLo and Marc Anthony would share a farewell Valentine’s duet at his MSG show in New York before parting ways for good. Full Story

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