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Birthday Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:30:46 January 16, 2009 07:30:46

She turns 35 today. Huge party being planned at her house but first, last night, Kate Moss hit the town for 9 long hours, ending the evening at 4:30am with a bottle of wine tucked away in her jacket. So… not pregnant, right? Because even Kate Moss wouldn’t rage and booze for 9 hours while pregnant, right? Debatable. Full Story

Mom comes to help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 16:26:00 January 15, 2009 16:26:00

Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine covers than the entire cast of Friday Night Lights! As for adoring Violet… it’s just because she’s so happy. Full Story

Raw fish and babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 14:31:54 January 13, 2009 14:31:54

So Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hince went out for sushi today in London. Boyfriend and possible baby father? The UK press has been buzzing about it for weeks. Ugh. The dreaded bumpwatch. So even though she was smoking on vacation in Thailand, Kate being Kate, pregnancy rumours continue to swirl. Full Story

The Freeze retreats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 07:35:33 January 13, 2009 07:35:33

Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady anymore during lunch in front of all your friends and was holding hands with Claire by next period…remember? Me? All of the above. Full Story

Oh Romeo!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 09:42:00 January 9, 2009 09:42:00

Not that I want to get older faster but I can’t wait to see what Romeo Beckham will look like in 10 years. Is that pervy? Victoria took her boys to eat at D&G last night in Milan – how can fashion people open up a restaurant? What would they serve? – but of her three sons, only Romeo dressed up for the occasion. Full Story

Miss Zahara Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 11:44:17 January 8, 2009 11:44:17

She’s the sassiest young lady in a very famous family and today is her 4th birthday. Happy Birthday Miss Zahara! Let’s give her some love since she’s constantly being overshadowed by the Chosen One and the Holy Twins, the non-adopted offspring with their own magazine covers. If People put Miss Z on a cover I’d buy 10 copies. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Tour > Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 08:29:22 January 7, 2009 08:29:22

The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 13:23:27 January 5, 2009 13:23:27

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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No Versace on vacation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:41:47 January 5, 2009 06:41:47

CAUTION: NudityKate Moss’s new ads for Versace were recently released…but she did not have photoshop with her on holiday in Thailand which, let’s be catty bitches, might make you feel a little better about your own Christmas gluttony? This is Kate in her natural state with boyfriend Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila Grace. Full Story

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Still waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:17:52 January 5, 2009 06:17:52

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about Taupe being photographed last week with sex therapist Holly Hein, the assumption being that there must be trouble in the marriage because Ben used to visit strip clubs and digitally explore the dancers. Full Story

Nicole & Joel: volunteering after vacation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:13:32 January 5, 2009 06:13:32

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spent some time in Hawaii over the holidays before heading back to LA just before new year’s. On Saturday they volunteered at Six Flags for Beyond Shelter, an agency that works with the impoverished, providing housing and social programs to children living in the cycle of extreme poverty. Full Story