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Baby umbrellas and coats

November 6, 2008 08:35:10 Posted at November 6, 2008 08:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Granny in labour, Granny undressed

November 4, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at November 4, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban’s latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Full Story

It`s too early for Christmas!

November 3, 2008 11:41:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and baby Zuma at a park in LA this weekend and while Zuma’s gear isn’t specifically Christmas themed, the association isn’t exactly obscure. Full Story

Archie in Canada

October 29, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE the name Archie! LOVE Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! LOVE their low key but very elegant birth announcement the other day in the Globe & Mail, Canada’s oldest national daily paper – thanks Julia for sending! Archibald William Emerson Arnett… Cute, right? Good time to revisit the video below – they predict Archie will be Sean Penn! File photo from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Chicken Fried Pumpkin Patch

October 24, 2008 07:10:21 Posted at October 24, 2008 07:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney took her boys to the pumpkin patch yesterday to prepare for Halloween. I have a friend who’s dressing up as fried chicken with a gurney strapped to his back… is that wrong? We are depraved. But then again… The first is the photo Britney posted on her own website – she’s standing with her kids on display beamed out to millions and millions of her fans. Full Story

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Look at my stomach!

October 24, 2008 06:34:04 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

Jen…John…Baby?

October 22, 2008 08:18:49 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story

Are we there yet?

October 20, 2008 08:44:00 Posted at October 20, 2008 08:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant forever but she still doesn’t even look that big to me. How much longer? Are we there yet? This is Ashlee leaving after dinner the other night with an expression that a shrew like me can only interpret as: Ugh. Get this thing out of me. My friend DT is due in January with her second. Full Story

The new GOOPy pants!

October 16, 2008 15:34:58 Posted at October 16, 2008 15:34:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Full Story

Lola at 12

October 14, 2008 09:17:17 Posted at October 14, 2008 09:17:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been widely published that Lourdes Leon is 12 years old today – same day as Care to Truth or Dare! Oddly enough though, Madonna shouted out her firstborn during her show on Saturday night, saying it was her beloved’s birthday that night… But the real date is not the point. Full Story

Everyone purees

October 9, 2008 15:13:40 Posted at October 9, 2008 15:13:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story