Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

New baby, new house

August 1, 2008 07:57:00 Posted at August 1, 2008 07:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are yesterday inspecting the progress hand in hand. Full Story

Australia’s true queen

July 29, 2008 11:52:18 Posted at July 29, 2008 11:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story

The Anti-Freeze

July 29, 2008 07:06:52 Posted at July 29, 2008 07:06:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the other hand…well, for starters, Naomi’s face actually moves. Full Story

Violet Babies Always Sell

July 23, 2008 08:30:56 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:30:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Full Story

Granny Goes to Yoga

July 23, 2008 06:03:10 Posted at July 23, 2008 06:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out the Freeze at yoga yesterday clearly obsessed with getting back into a size double 0 Balenciaga by the time the Australia premiere rolls around. Full Story

More fun with Dad

July 23, 2008 05:45:12 Posted at July 23, 2008 05:45:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like Pax trailed behind on his whatever you call it but I want one. Full Story

Angie is fatter than Granny

July 21, 2008 11:08:04 Posted at July 21, 2008 11:08:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that are complete bollocks because of her veiny arms, even Angie after twins wearing black is fuller everywhere than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wearing white. Full Story

Granny had a baby?

July 21, 2008 08:39:24 Posted at July 21, 2008 08:39:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is totally concave again. Full Story

A Sibling for Violet

July 18, 2008 06:09:00 Posted at July 18, 2008 06:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. Full Story

Do you need an obstetrician?

July 16, 2008 12:54:04 Posted at July 16, 2008 12:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking.  Full Story

Meet Honor

July 16, 2008 07:18:32 Posted at July 16, 2008 07:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK! Magazine  paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to the Alba Bitch’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of control. Full Story