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The hollow protestations of the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 10:00:00 December 2, 2008 10:00:00

Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make It Right Full Story

Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 07:17:40 December 2, 2008 07:17:40

Granny and the GMD were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, when you can no longer sell a movie… Get your baby daughter to do it for you! As you know, Australia’s box office was decidedly unimpressive over the weekend. Full Story

Granny clutches her womb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 16:59:26 December 1, 2008 16:59:26

Again? Not sure. But don’t put it past her to make you think it. Last time she was “pregnant”, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made a point, always, of using her hand to draw attention to the fact that she was indeed roasting a Sunday inside her womb. Tonight in Paris at the premiere of Australia, she was at it again… We get it. Full Story

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The expanding Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 10:28:59 December 1, 2008 10:28:59

The Afflecks arrived yesterday in LA from whereabouts unknown. Ben’s still wearing his hair closely cropped, Taupe’s sweater is another dreary winner, and little Violet, 3 today, is still as happy and as beguiling as ever, the most interesting person in her family. Am told the Taupes were very loving with one another on this occasion. Full Story

Mom time and dad time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 07:20:59 December 1, 2008 07:20:59

Compare the Beckhams and their parenting styles. Oh you judgy moms - you know you love it. After a weekend in New York with the Cruises, every minute commemorated by the paps, Victoria and David parted ways – she to London to promote her copycat dress line, he back to LA with their boys. But not before he spent some time with his sons enjoying the Big Apple. Full Story

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No Spanx in NOLA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 06:36:01 December 1, 2008 06:36:01

The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins just 5 months ago, she doesn’t have rock hard abs. Full Story

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Little Zuma and his brother`s patchwork jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 11:35:26 November 28, 2008 11:35:26

Kingston Rossdale doesn’t get enough love here. I’m sorry for that. He deserves it. Because he just might be cuter than them all. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their boys to the park yesterday for some family time. 3 month old Zuma looks like he’s chubbing out and nestled happily with mom on the bench while his brother romped around in an adorable pair of patchy jeans under a red striped shirt. Full Story

Two families at the circus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 07:18:56 November 28, 2008 07:18:56

Or creating one. The Cruises and the Beckhams, in New York together, headed out en masse yesterday for a performance of the Big Apple Circus. The moms KatE and Victoria also went on a carriage ride. It was a busy, active day. So of course Posh strutted around in tight tight pants and high high heels. Full Story

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Cindy gives back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 08:45:38 November 27, 2008 08:45:38

Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break my cougar granny heart in 15 years. Full Story

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A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 07:04:13 November 27, 2008 07:04:13

They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three of their children – check out David carrying his two younger boys out at the end of the night, Isabella and Connor were there too, and of course a very tired Little Sci. Full Story

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Robo and Little Sci wear dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 17:27:00 November 24, 2008 17:27:00

Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not on the beach? And you know she CARES about style. Full Story

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