Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Stay-at-home dad

July 16, 2008 06:50:21 Posted at July 16, 2008 06:50:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the GMD brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. And Johnny Lee Miller is infinitely sexier than the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

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The Holy Birth

July 14, 2008 05:30:10 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story

Babies are for sale!

July 11, 2008 07:49:38 Posted at July 11, 2008 07:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

Old Teenager had a baby

July 9, 2008 07:55:40 Posted at July 9, 2008 07:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of Estelle Getty’s wig from the Golden Girls. Check it out – Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of OK! with baby Maddie, still part of that $1 million deal hammered out by mama Lynne way back in December when the magazine paid her to break the exclusive about her pregnancy. Full Story

Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled

July 9, 2008 07:23:34 Posted at July 9, 2008 07:23:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company. Full Story

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A Date with Stevie Wonder

July 8, 2008 06:55:22 Posted at July 8, 2008 06:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban

July 7, 2008 08:07:00 Posted at July 7, 2008 08:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story

Granny Freeze is a mom!

July 7, 2008 07:59:07 Posted at July 7, 2008 07:59:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story

Granny Freezeā€™s Push Present

July 7, 2008 07:04:37 Posted at July 7, 2008 07:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story

The True Punk

July 4, 2008 10:30:37 Posted at July 4, 2008 10:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story

The Other Twins in Italy

July 3, 2008 08:51:54 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:51:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too "mean" to their idol.    Full Story