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Miss Zahara’s turn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 07:15:16 September 2, 2008 07:15:16

Last week Maddox and Pax joined dad in Venice – now it appears to be Zahara’s turn to travel. Seen here – Brad Pitt with his first daughter in Cannes… could Zahara be Toronto-bound? Z to ward off the clingy ex-wife…and tabloid insinuations of a clingy ex-wife hookup? Seems a bit early though, keep you posted. Full Story

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Nahla Not-For-Sale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2008 06:08:21 September 2, 2008 06:08:21

Hello baby! Meet Nahla Ariela Aubrey, daughter of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Nahla is a rare gem. Because Nahla was not sold to a magazine. Nahla is not for sale. But Halle was evidently tired of the mad rush for pap pictures. Which is why she provided them democratically: several photo agencies were present, with an open shot, thereby removing the “exclusive” factor and greatly reducing the value of the images. Full Story

Home to Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 11:24:57 August 28, 2008 11:24:57

Two days with dad in Venice, now it’s back home to mom – here are the Pitt boys leaving today after some bonding time with Brad. Maybe they’ll come with dad to Toronto? Or will he treat the girls to the trip instead? Can you imagine? Miss Zahara and the Chosen One at TIFF? Ovaries will explode. Full Story

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Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 11:22:28 August 27, 2008 11:22:28

Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story

Nobody does it better…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 10:47:00 August 26, 2008 10:47:00

Brad Pitt arrived in Venice today – Burn After Reading is opening the festival tomorrow and Brad and George will also be attending a Darfur fundraiser tonight. As you can see, Brad brought his first 2 boys Maddox and Pax along for the trip, perhaps to lessen the load on mommy Angelina. That’s the practical, personal rationale for having his sons with him. Full Story

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Spice Moms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 07:31:18 August 22, 2008 07:31:18

In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought she was the gay one??? Gay, not gay, don’t care. Full Story

Chicken Fried Playdates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 09:00:15 August 21, 2008 09:00:15

Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story

Taupe Curtains on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:42:41 August 21, 2008 07:42:41

Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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Leggings Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:28:11 August 14, 2008 08:28:11

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story