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Chicken Fried Pumpkin Patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 07:10:21 October 24, 2008 07:10:21

Britney took her boys to the pumpkin patch yesterday to prepare for Halloween. I have a friend who’s dressing up as fried chicken with a gurney strapped to his back… is that wrong? We are depraved. But then again… The first is the photo Britney posted on her own website – she’s standing with her kids on display beamed out to millions and millions of her fans. Full Story

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Look at my stomach!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:34:04 October 24, 2008 06:34:04

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

Jen…John…Baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:18:49 October 22, 2008 08:18:49

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story

Are we there yet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:44:00 October 20, 2008 08:44:00

Seems like Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant forever but she still doesn’t even look that big to me. How much longer? Are we there yet? This is Ashlee leaving after dinner the other night with an expression that a shrew like me can only interpret as: Ugh. Get this thing out of me. My friend DT is due in January with her second. Full Story

The new GOOPy pants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 15:34:58 October 16, 2008 15:34:58

My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Full Story

Lola at 12

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 09:17:17 October 14, 2008 09:17:17

It’s been widely published that Lourdes Leon is 12 years old today – same day as Care to Truth or Dare! Oddly enough though, Madonna shouted out her firstborn during her show on Saturday night, saying it was her beloved’s birthday that night… But the real date is not the point. Full Story

Everyone purees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 15:13:40 October 9, 2008 15:13:40

Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story

Brad’s Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 10:46:25 October 9, 2008 10:46:25

We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

Chez Eux

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 09:59:00 October 8, 2008 09:59:00

Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in France today. There’s Miss Zahara spiritedly leading the way. Full Story

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