Baby and Bump Obsession Articles
Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!
The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story
All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of Estelle Getty’s wig from the Golden Girls. Check it out – Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of OK! with baby Maddie, still part of that $1 million deal hammered out by mama Lynne way back in December when the magazine paid her to break the exclusive about her pregnancy. Full Story
Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company. Full Story
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story
Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story
Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story
Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story
While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too "mean" to their idol. Full Story
After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.
Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.
After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.
It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.
PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.
Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and Ben Affleck are fine. Full Story