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Mrs Martin in the House

June 24, 2008 06:22:36 Posted at June 24, 2008 06:22:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow pictured here leaving the Coldplay afterparty in the West Village. But of course she and Chris departed separately – don’t you know? Anything to avoid being photographed together, right? Sigh. Sometimes my best friend needs to sit DOWN too. But this is not what you’re fixated on, is it? No. Full Story

David Banda at the ball game!

June 23, 2008 11:36:23 Posted at June 23, 2008 11:36:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation for the Sticky & Sweet tour which kicks off just a week after her 50th birthday. Full Story

Brad in Rainbows

June 20, 2008 09:04:32 Posted at June 20, 2008 09:04:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can you imagine your guests getting down to Paranoid Android? Perhaps it was a bad omen even then. Full Story

Ben in Pants, Vi in Stripes

June 19, 2008 07:00:00 Posted at June 19, 2008 07:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And Taupe too of course. Taupe is unremarkable. Here’s the family Affleck after eating at a diner yesterday. Ben needs to wear these jeans every day. They look amazing on him. Ben and Jen have been “candid” quite often lately. Almost as though there’s an announcement coming down the pipeline. Full Story

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For those of you squeeing over cute little Sam Alexis Woods, click here for more photos. Sam turns 1 today, already I envy her footwear.

As for Billy Bob Thornton publicly disrespecting Angelina Jolie’s relationship with Brad Pitt – reported earlier this week that BBT called Angelina’s love for Brad “high school phase”, predicting she’d get over it…and soon. His rep however is denying to Access Hollywood that Billy Bob said anything at all and now the original article where the quotes appeared is no longer on the site.

I believe BBT… you?

Wednesday – new posts throughout the day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. For those of you attending the Smut Soiree tonight, pray for no rain! And see below for more information.

PPS. Martin Sheen isn’t messing around with the other woman.

Granny Freeze in Vogue

June 17, 2008 13:13:48 Posted at June 17, 2008 13:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gran on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many miscarriages. But as they say in the article, Nicole Kidman is fearless. Full Story

Violet’s First Day!

June 17, 2008 05:03:11 Posted at June 17, 2008 05:03:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her dimples is even better. Full Story

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Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother

June 16, 2008 07:17:48 Posted at June 16, 2008 07:17:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these probably don’t sit too well with Bitter Bridget. Full Story

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Taupe & Violet please everyone

June 13, 2008 05:30:52 Posted at June 13, 2008 05:30:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. And Violet is the cutest, cutest, cutest. Full Story

Gran on the Runway?

June 12, 2008 07:12:46 Posted at June 12, 2008 07:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story

Angie Talks Pitt Porn!

June 11, 2008 14:10:57 Posted at June 11, 2008 14:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make that choice too. Full Story