Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Shiloh Has Mercy

June 5, 2008 11:28:16 Posted at June 5, 2008 11:28:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’s rep has denied Full Story

Brad in Texas

June 5, 2008 07:22:17 Posted at June 5, 2008 07:22:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were reports earlier this week that he’d been sighted in Houston. Several readers have written to say that he was still in Houston as of yesterday, with Sean Penn, friendly with fans, and at one point joking around on a smoke break. So if he’s confident enough to travel, it would mean Angelina’s due date is far enough away… right? But far enough away to make it 8/8/8? File photos from Full Story

The Lucrative Wonder Twins

June 3, 2008 10:23:00 Posted at June 3, 2008 10:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As the world anxiously awaits the activation of the Jolie Pitt wonder twins the tabloids, the richest ones are in the process of bidding for the exclusive 1st photos. You will recall the chosen one Shilo"s photos went for a reported $5 - 6M. OK magazine and People magazine are now driving up the cost of the wonder twins photos and reportedly according to TMZ Full Story

Wonder Twins NOT Activated!

May 30, 2008 10:37:29 Posted at May 30, 2008 10:37:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh Jolie Pitt! Make up your f&cking minds! Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly. Full Story

Wonder Twins Activated!!!

May 30, 2008 08:55:00 Posted at May 30, 2008 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight Full Story

No Twins Not Yet

May 30, 2008 06:28:46 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits…  Full Story

Granny Freeze Conspiracy Theories

May 28, 2008 12:20:00 Posted at May 28, 2008 12:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile Antonia, is apparently keeping a very low profile. Full Story

Granny’s Bump Grows Again

May 20, 2008 05:57:23 Posted at May 20, 2008 05:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is as obvious as Ebola on a photo opp. Can you imagine? An Oscar winner having to stoop down to Paris Hilton’s level? This is now Nicole Kidman’s reality. Gran showed up with a noticeably bigger bump at the Country Music Awards the other night holding on to her belly in nearly every. Full Story

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Double Happiness 8/8/8

May 15, 2008 09:03:48 Posted at May 15, 2008 09:03:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century according to Chinese culture – August 8, 2008 Apparently there’s this thing called a VBAC. Full Story

Pregnant Angelina in Person

May 15, 2008 08:11:53 Posted at May 15, 2008 08:11:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown men launching themselves into peril for a glimpse of the Jolie. Full Story

It’s Twins!

May 14, 2008 11:11:16 Posted at May 14, 2008 11:11:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being in the same vicinity, breathing the same air of the Chosen One and her sibling deities. Full Story