Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Minnie after baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 08:27:41 October 3, 2008 08:27:41

Minnie Driver gave birth to her Henry Story a month ago. Don’t lie… I know you want to see what she looks like now. We’re girls. It’s what we do. This is Minnie yesterday headed out for a walk, a better example of how not to become pin thin immediately after pregnancy like all the other idiot twats in town. Full Story

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:24:55 October 3, 2008 07:24:55

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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A Rare Miss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 06:43:28 October 2, 2008 06:43:28

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

Brad and Mad in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 06:40:23 September 29, 2008 06:40:23

As you know, Brad Pitt is prepping for Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards in Berlin. Shooting begins soon and to get his cast and crew in the spirit, Quentin has been booking group gatherings on Friday nights to screen films that inspired his screenplay. Last week it was The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Brad did not attend alone. Full Story

Ten Sunday Roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 13:50:47 September 23, 2008 13:50:47

Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com  Full Story

Granny Freeze: the working mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:15:16 September 22, 2008 08:15:16

When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children. Full Story

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Little Sci’s little bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 13:09:32 September 17, 2008 13:09:32

Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all her energies to rehearsals and to caring for Little Sci in the evenings. Full Story

Granny on Sunday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2008 06:18:47 September 15, 2008 06:18:47

My Gwyneth took two years off when she had her babies. She was insufferable about reminding us, but she took two years off. Before “birthing” Sunday, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made no secret of her desire to have a baby with Keith Urban. Even though she barely spent any time with first two children, she said she craved the opportunity to be pregnant, to be a mother again, and suffered greatly when she miscarried on more than one occasion. Full Story

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Bump Obsession Body Image

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 13:47:10 September 10, 2008 13:47:10

Hate defending Eva Longoria since she’s annoying as f&ck but this bump obsession is getting out of hand. First of all, it’s boring. Babies, pregnancy, ugh. But of course, this is not a popular opinion. What’s popular is to zoom in on the belly and to declare pregnancy after a celebrity commits the unthinkable and eats pasta for dinner. Full Story

A Bitch’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 07:27:13 September 10, 2008 07:27:13

The Alba Demon is in New York for fashion week. Little Honor has come along with her. Mom and baby went for a walk yesterday and Jessica picked her up to give the paps a few shots. As you can you see from this series of photos, Alba’s many faces are properly on display, including the one for which she is most famous: looking like a c-bomb about to cuss a bitch out. Full Story

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