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Spice Moms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 07:31:18 August 22, 2008 07:31:18

In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought she was the gay one??? Gay, not gay, don’t care. Full Story

Chicken Fried Playdates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 09:00:15 August 21, 2008 09:00:15

Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story

Taupe Curtains on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2008 07:42:41 August 21, 2008 07:42:41

Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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Leggings Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:28:11 August 14, 2008 08:28:11

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Little Borat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 06:53:25 August 14, 2008 06:53:25

Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About 6 months to go before Isla’s Confessions of a Shopaholic is released. Full Story

Little Sci’s tireless mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:33:08 August 13, 2008 07:33:08

After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story

Granny Biker Chic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:16:39 August 11, 2008 06:16:39

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly dressed celebrities surrounded by security. Full Story

Little Sci and the Little Mermaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 07:02:59 August 7, 2008 07:02:59

Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story

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