Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Angie is fatter than Granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 11:08:04 July 21, 2008 11:08:04

The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that are complete bollocks because of her veiny arms, even Angie after twins wearing black is fuller everywhere than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wearing white. Full Story

Granny had a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 08:39:24 July 21, 2008 08:39:24

When? In 1988? Just kidding! Really? Because Gran totally had her baby 2 weeks ago – remember? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s daughter Sunday was born on a Monday. Just 4 days after that, a glowing Granny went out for lunch with friends. And as you can see, her stomach is totally concave again. Full Story

A Sibling for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 06:09:00 July 18, 2008 06:09:00

Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. Full Story

Do you need an obstetrician?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 12:54:04 July 16, 2008 12:54:04

Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking.  Full Story

Meet Honor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 07:18:32 July 16, 2008 07:18:32

OK! Magazine  paid $1.5 for the first exclusive rights to the Alba Bitch’s baby and follow up photos later on. So here’s Jessica with Honor on the cover of the new issue. No offence to all you moms out there but really, this baby obsession is out of control. Full Story

Stay-at-home dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:50:21 July 16, 2008 06:50:21

Katie Holmes was on set at Eli Stone yesterday to shoot a cameo – the GMD brought Little Sci to visit mom at work. And also to check up on her, making sure there’s no secret getaway plan. After all, Johnny Lee Miller was once married to Angelina Jolie. And Johnny Lee Miller is infinitely sexier than the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

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The Holy Birth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 05:30:10 July 14, 2008 05:30:10

All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story

Babies are for sale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 07:49:38 July 11, 2008 07:49:38

The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

Old Teenager had a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 07:55:40 July 9, 2008 07:55:40

All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of Estelle Getty’s wig from the Golden Girls. Check it out – Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of OK! with baby Maddie, still part of that $1 million deal hammered out by mama Lynne way back in December when the magazine paid her to break the exclusive about her pregnancy. Full Story

Gwyneth nauseous, Hurley recycled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 07:23:34 July 9, 2008 07:23:34

Estee Lauder launched a new fragrance yesterday and trotted out four spokesmodels for the occasion. My Gwyneth obliged, showing up in a gorgeous white little cocktail, looking youthful and fresh and lovely…but also a little nauseous, like she was holding back her lunch. She did however make it out to the Waverly after the event so perhaps what I’m interpreting as nausea is really just disgust for having to whore it out as the employee of a cosmetics company. Full Story

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A Date with Stevie Wonder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 06:55:22 July 8, 2008 06:55:22

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey –a rare sighting together last night on their way to the Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl…like the most pulchritudinous parentals in Hollywood. Seriously…it’s sick, SICK!, the double gorgessity. Wonder what’s in the grocery bag. Full Story