Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Granny Freeze Conspiracy Theories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2008 12:20:00 May 28, 2008 12:20:00

She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile Antonia, is apparently keeping a very low profile. Full Story

Granny’s Bump Grows Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2008 05:57:23 May 20, 2008 05:57:23

She is as obvious as Ebola on a photo opp. Can you imagine? An Oscar winner having to stoop down to Paris Hilton’s level? This is now Nicole Kidman’s reality. Gran showed up with a noticeably bigger bump at the Country Music Awards the other night holding on to her belly in nearly every. Full Story

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Double Happiness 8/8/8

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 09:03:48 May 15, 2008 09:03:48

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century according to Chinese culture – August 8, 2008 Apparently there’s this thing called a VBAC. Full Story

Pregnant Angelina in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 08:11:53 May 15, 2008 08:11:53

A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown men launching themselves into peril for a glimpse of the Jolie. Full Story

It’s Twins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2008 11:11:16 May 14, 2008 11:11:16

Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being in the same vicinity, breathing the same air of the Chosen One and her sibling deities. Full Story

Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 04:56:42 May 13, 2008 04:56:42

Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. Full Story

Brad"s Girls Go Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 08:40:20 May 12, 2008 08:40:20

INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Full Story

Mother’s Day in France

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:03:00 May 12, 2008 06:03:00

Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check out the Chosen One and her family in France enjoying Mother’s Day on their villa terrace with pool accessories and balloons. Full Story

The Chosen One and Pitt Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 10:06:00 May 9, 2008 10:06:00

Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie lifting her up and boo boo gooey goeying her… so cute. Full Story

Let it Begin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 06:37:20 May 5, 2008 06:37:20

Reese Witherspoon showed her support yesterday at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer in Washington, DC. Jake Gyllenhaal was filming there recently… Reese looked healthy and happy and not Hollywood malnourished. And so already, the dreaded baby bump talk is starting up again. Because celebrities are not allowed to have stomachs that are not concave. Full Story

Picture Perfect Pax and Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2008 05:36:00 May 5, 2008 05:36:00

Nothing’s hotter than Pitt Porn but Brad with his kids comes a quivering close second. The Pitts hit the beach with The Edge on Sunday with Maddox, Miss Zahara, and Pax who was all over daddy to the delight of the photographers taking these postcard perfect images. He’s incredibly sexy when he’s with his children, non? And chosen by the sexiest woman alive who chose him to be their father. Full Story

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