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The Beckham Schedule

October 23, 2013 20:41:09 Posted at October 23, 2013 20:41:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m so confused about celebrity schedules. Not that it’s any of my goddamn business, obviously, but here are the Beckhams at the LA Kings game last night and…didn’t they move back to England? Or are they keeping H7’s brothers in school in the States? But I could have sworn the boys were enrolled at school in London. Full Story

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Christened in cream & blue

October 23, 2013 16:18:47 Posted at October 23, 2013 16:18:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Ben A. Pruchnie/ WPA Pool/ Getty

I’m not here to regurgitate facts about the 7 godparents and how many guests and the age of the christening robes and where the water came from. You can get that everywhere else. What we do is GOSSIP. Let’s start with all the speculation about the new royal strategery – that the Queen, Prince Charles, and Prince William have decided to tier the royal family and they’ve put themselves and their spouses into an 8 person little club that’s more special than all the others. Full Story

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At Home with Porny

October 22, 2013 13:35:53 Posted at October 22, 2013 13:35:53
Maria Posted by Maria

Porny has been fairly quiet lately, posting a few photos of her kids on social media and reportedly scoping out spots in Italy for her upcoming wedding. I, like Lainey, will totally enjoy those photos. Speaking of photos, US Weekly Full Story

Monday, October 21, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It’s christening week. Prince Little G’s big day is coming up on Wednesday, almost exactly 3 months since we saw him for the very first time. This is a big deal because A. our society is baby crazy, B. a lot of us are royal crazy, C.  Read Full Intro

Sara and Iker’s baby

October 16, 2013 18:08:21 Posted at October 16, 2013 18:08:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas are expecting a baby. Today Sara attended a promotional event in Madrid for ELLE. From the photos I’ve seen so far and attached here, there is no belly cupping. God help me if I see a photo of Sara belly cupping. I don’t see her as a belly cupper at a photo wall. Full Story

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Belly Cupping: Kate Winslet edition

October 15, 2013 18:45:35 Posted at October 15, 2013 18:45:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while since I pissed you off with my belly cupping hate. So, since Thanksgiving is over, let’s pick up where we left off: Me hating the belly cupping posing and you not hating it... Here we have Kate Winslet at the premiere of Labour Day in London cupping her belly all over the carpet. Full Story

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Family day before the big win

October 14, 2013 14:28:58 Posted at October 14, 2013 14:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Patriots handed the Saints their first loss of the season yesterday because, well, because Tom Brady was Tom Brady at the end of the game. New England had no business walking away with a win. And then, as he does, Brady reads the coverage and steps up and fires a perfect pass and F-CK ME my Dolphins were on bye week and why couldn’t they have stepped it up harder against the Ravens last week? But this is why I say that Jacek and most dudes I know, they would for Tom Brady. Full Story

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Suri wants a dog

October 9, 2013 14:02:35 Posted at October 9, 2013 14:02:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Suri Cruise goes to school. On the way she sees a dog. Suri Cruise totally wants a dog. Please mom, can I have a dog? Just like any conversation happening anywhere in America between mothers and daughters on the school run. Except this daughter was once considered the covenant of L Ron Hubbard’s soul. Full Story

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Every October

October 8, 2013 21:08:36 Posted at October 8, 2013 21:08:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s that time of year again. It’s the time of year when we all ask ourselves if there really is only one pumpkin patch in Los Angeles. Check out Olivier Martinez and Nahla at the pumpkin patch yesterday. Halle Berry wasn’t there because, as you know, she gave birth to their son on Saturday. Full Story

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Mic pack or baby?

October 8, 2013 14:20:27 Posted at October 8, 2013 14:20:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston made a surprise appearance at the television academy’s evening honouring director James Burrows last night. (Thanks Robynn for sending this over!) As you know, US Weekly reported that Jen is pregnant and then Jen’s publicist Stephen Huvane, who has been called out on several occasions by US Weekly for being full of sh-t, denied that Jen is pregnant and, as I wrote here Full Story

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Jude Law’s genes

October 7, 2013 16:31:48 Posted at October 7, 2013 16:31:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude Law produced his own clone. It’s CRAZY. In 2011, I posted these photos of Jude with his son Rafferty, then 14. Even then it was freaking me out how the same they looked. Two years later, Rafferty – they call him Raffi – is now modelling. Full Story

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