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Duana Posted by Duana at April 1, 2013 17:52:27 April 1, 2013 17:52:27
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I just want to point out how outdated the headline “Celebrities and their crazy baby names” is. Yes, okay, so one guy named his kid Fifi Trixibelle and nobody will ever forget Bronx Mowgli. But there are a hell of a lot of celebrity kids named Ava and Max and Charlotte, so I feel like we can calm down a bit. Full Story

H7 dresses for Daddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2013 17:18:18 March 27, 2013 17:18:18
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When she goes out with her ma, H7 is straight up fashion girl -- mostly dresses, mega shoe steeze, and always a great coat. If she’s going out with her dad though, H7 pulls out the active wear. Check her out today on a walk with David Beckham. Those chunk thighs are wrapped up in leggings under a warm red sport coat and matching kicks. Full Story

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The Jolie’s gold band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 14:52:25 March 26, 2013 14:52:25
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Angelina Jolie is in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda this week with British Foreign Secretary William Hague “to call on all governments to help eradicate sexual violence in conflicts”. Can you believe that’s even something that has to be actioned? That that is what we have to make a point of TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO DO? Hey, when you’re bombing each other and sh-t, can you please not rape the women and the children? (Jolie’s) 2011 film In The Land Of Blood And Honey depicted the experiences of women in the infamous rape camps set up during ethnic cleansing in Bosnia-Herzegovina, and was a catalyst for the UK initiative, the Foreign Office said. Full Story

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Porny props up her baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 16:17:14 March 25, 2013 16:17:14
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I mean. Full Story

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Belly Cupping: Fergie edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 15:45:26 March 25, 2013 15:45:26
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Oh Jesus. I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Full Story

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Let’s check in with Charlene of Serenity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2013 19:12:36 March 22, 2013 19:12:36
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Big news in her family today... Andrea Casiraghi is a father. His fiancée, Tatiana Santo Domingo, who is a Colombian heiress, of course, are now parents to a baby boy. As Princess Serenity has not yet produced an heir, this child then is now third in line to the Monaco throne, after his father, and his grandmother Princess Caroline. Full Story

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Katy Cambridge’s 3 out of 4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 13:50:42 March 20, 2013 13:50:42
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Princess Catherine stepped out again today on official royal duty, her third appearance in four days, this time at the side of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh at a visit to Baker Street underground station. Not that there was any doubt about it but this reaffirms, obviously, that Her Majesty is very fond of her granddaughter-in-law, and perhaps more so because she’s (re)productive. Full Story

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Catherine’s white collar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 18:34:31 March 19, 2013 18:34:31
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Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a princess? Jackie M wrote to me yesterday countering that a simple low ponytail, as I suggested as an acceptable and much less ugly alternative, would be an affront to a certain demographic. Full Story

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The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:50:56 March 18, 2013 19:50:56
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Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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H7’s Pink Lady walking boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 15:12:49 March 18, 2013 15:12:49
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Check it out -- how f-cking cute is this? H7 and her dad went for a walk. She wore her Pink Ladies jacket and a dope pair of baby boots. “And we’re gonna ruuuuuule the school!” H7 had a busy weekend. On Saturday she hit up the Hertfordshire Theatre with her ma and her brother Romeo to watch the Three Counties Youth ballet, just one of the many stops on Victoria Beckham’s busy schedule. Full Story

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