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Breaking: GOOP is not cleansing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2013 21:01:29 January 10, 2013 21:01:29

It’s like... I don’t even know you anymore. How is it the New Year and Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t detoxing? At least that’s what she says in her latest newsletter, something about wanting to continue with her pasta and cheese. Full Story

My pick for Anastasia Steele: Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2013 18:37:09 January 3, 2013 18:37:09
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Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that sh-t off Twilight anyway. And while I still haven’t seen Twilight 5, Robert Pattinson didn’t ever look 17, in any of those movies. Full Story

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NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 16:46:20 January 2, 2013 16:46:20
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It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can you imagine the price tag Bey would have negotiated to make her moves on stage? And still, even though she wasn’t in New York, still she was all over that ball drop. Full Story

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Porny’s Pregnant Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 15:25:09 December 27, 2012 15:25:09
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Apollo/FAMEFLYNET, Splash News

It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in Hawaii where Porny’s on holiday with her family. Full Story

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Jennifer Garner set the Mom bar

Maria Posted by Maria at December 24, 2012 18:36:13 December 24, 2012 18:36:13
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FameFlynet

Jennifer Garner was recently voted Celebrity Mother of the Year by Today’s Parent Magazine. We can now vote on good parenting, as if it’s a singing competition or best dressed list. Motherhood has become such an intricate part of celebrity culture that it should be commoditized, like a beauty contract or perfume, packaged as an extension of an actress’s career. Full Story

The Martin Family Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 17:18:04 December 24, 2012 17:18:04
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Keystone, Jackson Lee /Splash News

Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, and their kids flew LA to NYC yesterday, arriving at JFK with several suitcases, presumably to spend Christmas somewhere in New York. I say somewhere because they’ve a place in the Hamptons and an apartment in Manhattan and there’s always Beyonce’s. Full Story

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Danes-Dancy, Party Of Three

Duana Posted by Duana at December 20, 2012 16:49:46 December 20, 2012 16:49:46
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WENN

Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy Weatherby George Dupree Took Great Care Of His Mother Though He Was Only Three This was the first thing I thought of when I heard the Danes-Dancy baby name.  Do you remember that poem from “When We Were Very Young”?  It’s always entertained me; the idea of a tiny boy bossing his mummy is amusing for some reason, immediately before it becomes pathological and strange. Full Story

Romeo Beckham for Burberry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 19:28:26 December 17, 2012 19:28:26

Not even 10 years ago, the Beckhams were blamed, in part, for lowering the prestige of the Burberry brand -- they were associated with the “chav”-ness of the label and, rumour has it, for a while there, Mrs Beckham in particular, was banned from wearing it. Click here Full Story

Katy Cambridge feels well enough to present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2012 15:15:02 December 17, 2012 15:15:02

Her first official appearance since announcing the pregnancy and the illness at the same time. Princess Catherine attended the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Awards last night in London and presented two awards, staying around 45 minutes. But still, a very good sign as she’d cancelled four previous engagements including The Hobbit premiere last week where Prince William showed up alone. Full Story

Oh no, 8 cm isn’t private at all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 20:36:30 December 12, 2012 20:36:30
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WENN

The rule from these assholes is that you’re not allowed to ask them about their personal lives. You’re not allowed to ask them if they’re dating X or if they broke up with Y. Because it’s private, they say. And it’s insulting to be talking about their private relationships when they’re trying to promote their work. Full Story