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Moms in heels and babies in New York

October 23, 2012 18:20:00 Posted at October 23, 2012 18:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wylde/ Blackbear/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

We need a mood cleanse from that blind riddle, don’t we? It’s either puppies or babies then. Oh but please. Why do I lie? Babies and mommies > puppies, especially right now. Because we can’t seem to get enough of people having babies. It’s like the human race just started having babies. Full Story

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You can call it The Blue Ivy

October 23, 2012 15:43:07 Posted at October 23, 2012 15:43:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

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H7 Pebbles

October 22, 2012 20:53:36 Posted at October 22, 2012 20:53:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My ma used to style my hair like this too. Most girls, right? Except not with a navy bow that’s perfectly positioned and probably costs $250. Of course H7 has trainers in the season’s hottest colour too. I really love how H7’s mother can hold her while walking through an airport in heels and take her hand in and out of her pocket to offer photographers a variety of poses in motion. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

October 16, 2012 15:22:54 Posted at October 16, 2012 15:22:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Christopher Peterson/ Doug Meszler/ Splash

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Mimi & Dem Babies vs Nicki Minaj

October 8, 2012 15:05:42 Posted at October 8, 2012 15:05:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dn09/FameFlynet, Splash, Angela Weiss/ WireImage

As I wrote last week, Nicki Minaj is getting seriously outplayed by Mimi on American Idol. You can’t take down the Mother of Dem Babies, an experienced Bitch, with a Twitter rant even if you do have more followers. Full Story

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The Blue Ivy Carter has a rival

October 5, 2012 20:34:15 Posted at October 5, 2012 20:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bowers /Getty Images

Tom Ford and his partner Richard Bentley are proud fathers of Alexander John Buckley Ford. Alexander was born on September 23. Tom is 51, Richard 64. Finally, a proper rival for the Blue Ivy Carter. And maybe a possible future hookup. Who else but the Baby Ford could know the lifestyle of the B.I. Full Story

Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies

October 5, 2012 14:53:46 Posted at October 5, 2012 14:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Tony Clark /WENN, Instagram

I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. Full Story

Blanket Watch

October 4, 2012 15:37:39 Posted at October 4, 2012 15:37:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FlynetUK /FAMEFLYNET, KCS /Splash News

You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other hand... Blanket Watch, as non-physical camouflage, now that might be a more accurate gossip indicator. Full Story

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Olive The Other Parents

October 2, 2012 14:36:45 Posted at October 2, 2012 14:36:45
Duana Posted by Duana

(Lainey: for those of you new to the site, Duana is a name snob - click here for a refresher - and thus is our go-to writer on the subject of celebrity - or anyone, really - baby-naming. Full Story

Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week

October 2, 2012 14:26:17 Posted at October 2, 2012 14:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
KCS / Splash News, Pascal Le Segretain, MARTIN BUREAU /Getty

Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’t wearing sunglasses, do you keep yours on? F-cking loser. Full Story

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