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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

October 16, 2012 15:22:54 Posted at October 16, 2012 15:22:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Peterson/ Doug Meszler/ Splash

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Mimi & Dem Babies vs Nicki Minaj

October 8, 2012 15:05:42 Posted at October 8, 2012 15:05:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dn09/FameFlynet, Splash, Angela Weiss/ WireImage

As I wrote last week, Nicki Minaj is getting seriously outplayed by Mimi on American Idol. You can’t take down the Mother of Dem Babies, an experienced Bitch, with a Twitter rant even if you do have more followers. Full Story

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The Blue Ivy Carter has a rival

October 5, 2012 20:34:15 Posted at October 5, 2012 20:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bowers /Getty Images

Tom Ford and his partner Richard Bentley are proud fathers of Alexander John Buckley Ford. Alexander was born on September 23. Tom is 51, Richard 64. Finally, a proper rival for the Blue Ivy Carter. And maybe a possible future hookup. Who else but the Baby Ford could know the lifestyle of the B.I. Full Story

Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies

October 5, 2012 14:53:46 Posted at October 5, 2012 14:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tony Clark /WENN, Instagram

I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. Full Story

Blanket Watch

October 4, 2012 15:37:39 Posted at October 4, 2012 15:37:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FlynetUK /FAMEFLYNET, KCS /Splash News

You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other hand... Blanket Watch, as non-physical camouflage, now that might be a more accurate gossip indicator. Full Story

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Olive The Other Parents

October 2, 2012 14:36:45 Posted at October 2, 2012 14:36:45
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

(Lainey: for those of you new to the site, Duana is a name snob - click here for a refresher - and thus is our go-to writer on the subject of celebrity - or anyone, really - baby-naming. Full Story

Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week

October 2, 2012 14:26:17 Posted at October 2, 2012 14:26:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KCS / Splash News, Pascal Le Segretain, MARTIN BUREAU /Getty

Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’t wearing sunglasses, do you keep yours on? F-cking loser. Full Story

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Posh carries...a backpack!

October 1, 2012 21:59:31 Posted at October 1, 2012 21:59:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Victoria Beckham accompanied son Cruz to his soccer game yesterday. She threw his backpack over her shoulder as they were leaving. BUT IT’S NOT HERMES. Posh had H7 with her the day before when it was Romeo’s turn. Now you know this entire post was just an excuse to enjoy the baby chunk. Full Story

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The Call from Dad

September 27, 2012 18:26:09 Posted at September 27, 2012 18:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how you hate that) but I do know very well what it’s like to worry for my parents. Full Story

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Beckhams: flats and affection

September 24, 2012 20:31:24 Posted at September 24, 2012 20:31:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Keystone

I’ve been enjoying this for several minutes -- seeing Victoria Beckham in cut off shorts and flats at her kids’ soccer game yesterday. It is not, as you know, the way she likes to be seen and it’s really too bad because it’s the way I like her to be seen, at least more often. Full Story

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