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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2012 20:15:22 September 19, 2012 20:15:22

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

The Tale Of Two Jessicas

Duana Posted by Duana at September 17, 2012 16:27:26 September 17, 2012 16:27:26

I suffer from entertainment news fatigue or maybe ADD. The cycle of pop-culture news stories, which flows from the first time you read a story when your dad finally mentions he heard something on Jay Leno, can be excruciatingly slow. Ordinarily I wouldn’t try to swim against the current and have still more to say about something that’s been well-discussed elsewhere. Full Story

Will Cambridge wants two kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 14:11:59 September 12, 2012 14:11:59
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Will Cambridge is a good name. Can we call him that? Here are Prince William and his Catherine on Day 2 of their tour in Singapore. She wore two dresses. She wore those cork wedges with a white Alexander McQueen eyelet suit situation which...I’m pretty sure Sarah Burton would have advised her not to. Full Story

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The Brady-Bundchens go bowling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2012 22:26:26 September 11, 2012 22:26:26
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Bauer-Griffin

I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now it’s like the universe is setting it up this way. Full Story

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There was no runway-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 21:23:49 September 10, 2012 21:23:49
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FameFlynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

The showdown never materialised. Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes were supposed to go head to head at New York Fashion Week. And then, I dunno, I’m in TIFF delirium but it didn’t happen. Victoria showed first. Please click here to see photos from the collection. Full Story

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Ready to praise Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 18:14:54 September 10, 2012 18:14:54
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Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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The Blue Ivy Carter is loved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 20:03:34 September 6, 2012 20:03:34
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Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I should stop before they arrest me for conspiracy to kidnap. Full Story

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In the same city with My Obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 18:40:28 September 6, 2012 18:40:28
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The Taylor-Johnsons are in Toronto. I’m in Toronto. OMG. Here they are arriving yesterday with daughters Wylda Rae and Romy Hero for the TIFF premiere of Anna Karenina. They are the opposite of the Paltrow-Martins: we do everything together. I want to see them at a party together. But now that I see that their babies are with them, I wonder if that’s not likely. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Birthday Boat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 14:40:22 September 5, 2012 14:40:22
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As you know, it was Beyonce’s 31st birthday yesterday and she had her birthday cards scanned and posted on her site - click here for a refresher. While we were reading about how much her friends and family love her, B and Jay-Z were celebrating on a yacht in the South of France with the Blue Ivy Carter. Full Story

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Slum Love in the pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2012 15:45:01 August 31, 2012 15:45:01
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Kadena Press/ WENN, SDFL/ Splash News

Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her bikini might actually not be worse than the rest. Here’s JLo Bear with her kids, the bodyguards, the nannies, the entire crew, and Casper Bear hanging out in the pool at her hotel in Miami. Full Story

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Blue’s blue headphones!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 20:10:09 August 30, 2012 20:10:09
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Apple Martin wore pink ones. But how could there be any other colour but blue for the Blue Ivy Carter? The Blue Ivy Carter was carried by her father in New York today. He was protecting her ears for a helicopter ride. Hamptons? The Carters have been spending a lot of time there this summer, renting a home for a reported $400K a month. Full Story