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Did he tell Madonna the night before?

July 19, 2012 18:45:51 Posted at July 19, 2012 18:45:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ian Gavan/Getty

Guy Ritchie showed up at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in London with his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley. She is expecting again. Jacqui gave birth to their son Rafael last year. I liked this affectionate quote she gave about their family: “This is the first time I’ve been a biological mother but we’ve got the two big boys and they absolutely dote on Raf. Full Story

Today in BumpWatch Sucks: Kate Middleton

July 19, 2012 15:22:29 Posted at July 19, 2012 15:22:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, WPA Pool/Getty

Catherine of William attended an Olympic exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery in London today. She wore a Stella McCartney dress, an Olympic rings-themed necklace, and boring pumps. Kate walked around and talked to people and often kept her hands clasped in front of her. Obviously that means she’s pregnant. Full Story

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Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years

July 18, 2012 20:47:00 Posted at July 18, 2012 20:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he asked her to marry Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Oh, you too Johnny?

July 18, 2012 20:10:57 Posted at July 18, 2012 20:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

This is Johnny Depp at Nice airport today with his children Lily-Rose and Jack. Apparently they’re on holiday in the South of France. Given that he’s packing some beer along with them, perhaps they’re heading out on the boat? The boat is called Vajoliroja - Vanessa, Johnny, Lily-Rose, Jack. Full Story

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Baby Blue and a braided bun

July 18, 2012 18:01:49 Posted at July 18, 2012 18:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever?) Right now, as you can see, Beyonce’s working a new braided weave. Full Story

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Pose hard in a trench

July 18, 2012 16:14:43 Posted at July 18, 2012 16:14:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story

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Sad Skinny Tom

July 18, 2012 15:31:07 Posted at July 18, 2012 15:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer, Fame/Flynet

Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That may have been his only play but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one. Full Story

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Suri sees her dad

July 17, 2012 17:39:04 Posted at July 17, 2012 17:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, James Devaney/Getty

First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, the GMD is not to teach Suri the ways of Xenu. How do they monitor this? Can they monitor this? I imagine that’s what the Nanny Clause was for, in addition of course to having an anchor person consistently grounding the child as she learns about her new life spent in two separate homes. Full Story

Katie Holmes from Bountiful

July 17, 2012 15:45:07 Posted at July 17, 2012 15:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife in and of itself. Full Story

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Gwen Stefani: flat abs, new song

July 16, 2012 20:50:47 Posted at July 16, 2012 20:50:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

There were a few of you who emailed me earlier this year after I posted these photos of Gwen Stefani predicting that she was pregnant. I wanted to kill myself. Because if that looks pregnant, I’ve basically been double pregnant my entire life. Full Story

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