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Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 14:53:46 October 5, 2012 14:53:46
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Tony Clark /WENN, Instagram

I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. Full Story

Blanket Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 15:37:39 October 4, 2012 15:37:39
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FlynetUK /FAMEFLYNET, KCS /Splash News

You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2? Blanket Watch on the other hand... Blanket Watch, as non-physical camouflage, now that might be a more accurate gossip indicator. Full Story

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Olive The Other Parents

Duana Posted by Duana at October 2, 2012 14:36:45 October 2, 2012 14:36:45
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WENN

(Lainey: for those of you new to the site, Duana is a name snob - click here for a refresher - and thus is our go-to writer on the subject of celebrity - or anyone, really - baby-naming. Full Story

Slum Love at Paris Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2012 14:26:17 October 2, 2012 14:26:17
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KCS / Splash News, Pascal Le Segretain, MARTIN BUREAU /Getty

Look at this fool in the front row at Chanel DURING THE PRESENTATION. With his shades on. Like he’s a main event, instead of the slum lover of a main event who happens to have really, REALLY bad taste. If you’re Casper Smart and even Kanye West isn’t wearing sunglasses, do you keep yours on? F-cking loser. Full Story

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Posh carries...a backpack!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2012 21:59:31 October 1, 2012 21:59:31
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FameFlynet

Victoria Beckham accompanied son Cruz to his soccer game yesterday. She threw his backpack over her shoulder as they were leaving. BUT IT’S NOT HERMES. Posh had H7 with her the day before when it was Romeo’s turn. Now you know this entire post was just an excuse to enjoy the baby chunk. Full Story

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The Call from Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 18:26:09 September 27, 2012 18:26:09
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Splash

Have you started infantalising your parents yet? They say that it’s inevitable: you become the parent, they become the children. I will never know what it is to worry for a child (and I won’t insult you parents with a comparison to my dogs since I know how you hate that) but I do know very well what it’s like to worry for my parents. Full Story

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Beckhams: flats and affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 20:31:24 September 24, 2012 20:31:24
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FameFlynet, Keystone

I’ve been enjoying this for several minutes -- seeing Victoria Beckham in cut off shorts and flats at her kids’ soccer game yesterday. It is not, as you know, the way she likes to be seen and it’s really too bad because it’s the way I like her to be seen, at least more often. Full Story

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Jessica Fondles Her Fanbase

Maria Posted by Maria at September 19, 2012 20:15:22 September 19, 2012 20:15:22

When Lainey emailed me about Jessica Simpson’s guest post on iVillage, I was like “Ugh f-ck here we go again.” Disliking Jessica Simpson is so easy but kind of tiring, too. She tests the support system that, in theory, women (particularly new moms) are supposed to provide one another. Full Story

The Tale Of Two Jessicas

Duana Posted by Duana at September 17, 2012 16:27:26 September 17, 2012 16:27:26

I suffer from entertainment news fatigue or maybe ADD. The cycle of pop-culture news stories, which flows from the first time you read a story when your dad finally mentions he heard something on Jay Leno, can be excruciatingly slow. Ordinarily I wouldn’t try to swim against the current and have still more to say about something that’s been well-discussed elsewhere. Full Story

Will Cambridge wants two kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 14:11:59 September 12, 2012 14:11:59
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Wenn, Bauer, Pool/Getty

Will Cambridge is a good name. Can we call him that? Here are Prince William and his Catherine on Day 2 of their tour in Singapore. She wore two dresses. She wore those cork wedges with a white Alexander McQueen eyelet suit situation which...I’m pretty sure Sarah Burton would have advised her not to. Full Story

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The Brady-Bundchens go bowling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2012 22:26:26 September 11, 2012 22:26:26
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Bauer-Griffin

I don’t know why it’s working out like this that every time I post about Jessica Simpson there soon follows a post about Gisele Bundchen but Maria may have started it with her article about the two last week - click here for a refresher - and now it’s like the universe is setting it up this way. Full Story

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