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The Suri hand-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2012 16:46:31 July 20, 2012 16:46:31
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Exactly 3 weeks ago, at the posting time of this article, Katie Holmes announced that she’d filed for divorce from Tom Cruise. Yesterday was the first in all that time that there was no article on either of them on this blog, not because I’m not interested, not because you’re not interested, but because there were no new pictures released in time. Full Story

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Did he tell Madonna the night before?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2012 18:45:51 July 19, 2012 18:45:51
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Guy Ritchie showed up at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in London with his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley. She is expecting again. Jacqui gave birth to their son Rafael last year. I liked this affectionate quote she gave about their family: “This is the first time I’ve been a biological mother but we’ve got the two big boys and they absolutely dote on Raf. Full Story

Today in BumpWatch Sucks: Kate Middleton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2012 15:22:29 July 19, 2012 15:22:29
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Catherine of William attended an Olympic exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery in London today. She wore a Stella McCartney dress, an Olympic rings-themed necklace, and boring pumps. Kate walked around and talked to people and often kept her hands clasped in front of her. Obviously that means she’s pregnant. Full Story

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Penelope & Javier: Happy 2 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 20:47:00 July 18, 2012 20:47:00
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Bauer-Griffin

Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden married 2 years ago this month. Here they are in Madrid today having dinner with some friends. I love what she’s wearing. I also love the picture of her pointing her finger. Maybe that’s the face she gave to David Miscavige when he asked her to marry Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Oh, you too Johnny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 20:10:57 July 18, 2012 20:10:57
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This is Johnny Depp at Nice airport today with his children Lily-Rose and Jack. Apparently they’re on holiday in the South of France. Given that he’s packing some beer along with them, perhaps they’re heading out on the boat? The boat is called Vajoliroja - Vanessa, Johnny, Lily-Rose, Jack. Full Story

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Baby Blue and a braided bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 18:01:49 July 18, 2012 18:01:49
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WENN

It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever?) Right now, as you can see, Beyonce’s working a new braided weave. Full Story

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Pose hard in a trench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 16:14:43 July 18, 2012 16:14:43
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WENN

But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story

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Sad Skinny Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 15:31:07 July 18, 2012 15:31:07
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Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That may have been his only play but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one. Full Story

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Suri sees her dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 17:39:04 July 17, 2012 17:39:04
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First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, the GMD is not to teach Suri the ways of Xenu. How do they monitor this? Can they monitor this? I imagine that’s what the Nanny Clause was for, in addition of course to having an anchor person consistently grounding the child as she learns about her new life spent in two separate homes. Full Story

Katie Holmes from Bountiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 15:45:07 July 17, 2012 15:45:07
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Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife in and of itself. Full Story

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