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Katie vs Xenu

July 2, 2012 15:39:55 Posted at July 2, 2012 15:39:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scientology is being blamed for the breakdown. Specifically, Katie’s desire to block the Church from turning her daughter into the Little Sci. What started it though, according to my sources, is Katie’s desire to live in New York full time. She’s been pushing for it for over a year. Full Story

Katie be strong...

June 29, 2012 20:51:29 Posted at June 29, 2012 20:51:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Fame/Flynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

For my initial report today on the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise split, please click here. NYC paps say Katie Holmes was still wearing her wedding ring on Wednesday. Pictures are attached. You know what’s interesting about that? They’ve always said that Tom and his inner circle check pap photos when he’s away from her, just to make sure. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch takes her son to Paris

June 29, 2012 14:37:28 Posted at June 29, 2012 14:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Sharon Stone is in Paris with her son Quinn. Holiday? Sure. And a convenient photo shoot. Just to rub it into your ass how well she looks in her 50s. Like, ridiculous. And totally the opposite of over-processed. Her lips aren’t giving birth to new lips, her cheeks aren’t filled, she has lines, she isn’t trying to be 25, and in not trying to look 25, she’s looking at least 10 years, if not more, younger than she is. Full Story

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Hat off Charlize

June 28, 2012 19:20:06 Posted at June 28, 2012 19:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
INF

This is the first photo of Charlize Theron with her head buzzed but not wearing her hat. It’s not a great quality shot but I think you can appreciate her beauty. If that were me I promise you, you’d rather look at a picture of someone popping a zit. Charlize and Jackson are in Namibia now to shoot Mad Max: Fury Road with Tom Hardy. Full Story

Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now

June 27, 2012 20:35:10 Posted at June 27, 2012 20:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
GSI

We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are confirming their pregnancy. Full Story

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Maleficent’s staff, Maleficent’s twins

June 27, 2012 17:41:02 Posted at June 27, 2012 17:41:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Greg Sirc/Splash

The Jolie’s staff looks to have a green eye staring out from its head. Does it fire laser beams? Any character with horns growing out her head has to walk around with a staff. It would be irresponsible not to. Maybe one day nerds will start writing horny fan fiction about the time Maleficent and Galdalf f-cked each other in a cave. Full Story

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On screaming Flynn & his parents

June 26, 2012 15:07:33 Posted at June 26, 2012 15:07:33
Maria Posted by Maria
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Fame/Flynet, Steffman/Turgeon/Splash

Whenever I see photos of Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom with their son, Flynn, he looks so happy. And he’s absolutely adorable and chunky and I’d like very much to squish him. But no kid is an angel 24/7. And I feel Miranda’s stress just looking at these pictures. When she was getting him ready for the walk, he was probably a little squeamish getting into the stroller. Full Story

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Holidays with billionaires

June 25, 2012 16:20:42 Posted at June 25, 2012 16:20:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, INF

Kate Hudson, Matt Bellamy, and baby Bing are on holiday on the French Riviera. Famous people are often friends with mega rich people. It’s a mutual use relationship. The rich provide their facilities to the famous for the privilege of hanging out with them. Strange, isn’t it? You’d think that wealth would be enough. Full Story

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Mother Porny pushes a buggy

June 25, 2012 13:29:17 Posted at June 25, 2012 13:29:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This t-shirt started out as a crew neck. And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. Full Story

Shaki’s Little Sunshine?

June 22, 2012 14:45:47 Posted at June 22, 2012 14:45:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. Full Story

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The JLo hairline

June 20, 2012 21:35:11 Posted at June 20, 2012 21:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Agencia Uno/Splash

Jennifer Lopez is touring. She was in Chile with her kids and of course that back up dancer. As you can see, the hair is bobbed right now. Looks good. But check out the hairline on her daughter Emme. Like mom, right? It's adorable. And her face is changing. As is her brother's. Cute. We're about a month out from JLo's bday. Full Story

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