Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Penelope for Rome, Ridley, and Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 17:49:14 June 13, 2012 17:49:14
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Here are Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and their little Leo heading out of Madrid last week. To Rome With Love opens in limited release on June 22. There should be a promotional appearance for it coming soon. Or several. Have you seen the trailer? I hate. The music makes me crazy. The music makes me wonder if the entire film will be all Mamma Mia Pizzeria Ciao Bella Gucci Donatella! Anyway, Pene’s next project will also be an ensemble. Full Story

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Fast Bumps, Slow Bumps, and Salad Bumps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 19:37:51 June 7, 2012 19:37:51
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People keep saying Megan Fox is pregnant. Was there an official confirmation? There was no official denial; I suppose that's the same thing. Some celebrities announce they're expecting and immediately their growing bump starts punching you in the face over and over and over again. Every inch is obvious and can be documented. Full Story

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The Beckhams at Disney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 15:20:26 June 7, 2012 15:20:26
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David and Victoria Beckham took the kids to Disneyland yesterday. Posh wore a maxi dress. I can't see her feet. Did she actually go without heels? This post isn't about her. This post will be about her daughter H7. SO chunk! Chunky babies are delicious! I want to bite those thighs. Is that creepy? And those ears! And her little hat! H7 is 11 months now. Full Story

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Warrior Mom Jenny McCarthy On Jim Carrey

Maria Posted by Maria at June 7, 2012 14:50:28 June 7, 2012 14:50:28
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Let me start by saying I despise Jenny McCarthy. This will not be unbiased, nor will it be kind. Jenny went on the Howard Stern Show this week to promote the new reality show she’s hosting and her upcoming Playboy spread (July/August issue). Talk turned to Jim Carrey not visiting her son, Evan, since the split. Full Story

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Where’s the wheelchair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 17:33:00 June 6, 2012 17:33:00
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First let me apologise. I know by your emails that many of you have been waiting for the John Mayer article and I’m still writing it. This is what’s sh-tty about my blog: I like to GO ON. So it takes me longer to get those thoughts together. And I blew half my morning wad on Miley Cyrus, the Royals, and Drew Barrymore. Full Story

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The fourth (or new third) Child Of Destiny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 16:08:45 June 4, 2012 16:08:45

I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian was NOT there. Full Story

Gisele & Tom #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2012 19:11:41 June 1, 2012 19:11:41
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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady went to the park in Boston with their son Benjamin today. Paps say that Gisele and the baby were there first and when Tom arrived he and Gisele shared a big kiss. Apparently they looked super into each other. As mentioned a couple of weeks ago - click here Full Story

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Halle’s Master Plan?

Maria Posted by Maria at June 1, 2012 14:49:17 June 1, 2012 14:49:17
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The Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody battle is vicious, dirty family drama at its worst. Allegations of neglect, racism, volatile phone calls (he apparently taped her in a rage calling him a sperm donor)… it’s all very Mel Gibson/Oksana Grigorieva. Lately both have refrained from using the media against one another although there was a time last year when Berry would go through TMZ and Aubry had to settle for Radar with less reach. Full Story

Postpartum Porny is Horny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2012 14:01:54 June 1, 2012 14:01:54

Of course she is. Jessica Simpson, after all, is now the representative of the Perfect Woman in the eyes of the men: She is fertile and luscious with big ass tits and she still wants to f-ck even after having a baby. If Jessica Simpson can do it, and enjoy it, why can’t you? That’s how you satisfy your man, don’t you know? In her exclusive interview with PEOPLE, for which she was paid a million dollars, Porny tells the magazine that: “I've kind of broken one rule. Full Story

Porny didn’t push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:59:49 May 30, 2012 14:59:49

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

Nicole flies back and forth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2012 13:23:27 May 24, 2012 13:23:27
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Nicole Richie was in Australia last week with Joel Madden and their children while he’s there to work on The Voice. On Monday she was in New York for the Fifi Awards. Yesterday she arrived back in Sydney to be with her family. God that is a LONG flight. I mean I’m sure it’s not as rough up in first class, no, but still, it’s a LONG flight. Full Story

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