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Where’s the wheelchair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 17:33:00 June 6, 2012 17:33:00
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Bauer-Griffin

First let me apologise. I know by your emails that many of you have been waiting for the John Mayer article and I’m still writing it. This is what’s sh-tty about my blog: I like to GO ON. So it takes me longer to get those thoughts together. And I blew half my morning wad on Miley Cyrus, the Royals, and Drew Barrymore. Full Story

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The fourth (or new third) Child Of Destiny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 16:08:45 June 4, 2012 16:08:45

I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian was NOT there. Full Story

Gisele & Tom #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2012 19:11:41 June 1, 2012 19:11:41
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Fame/Flynet, Splash

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady went to the park in Boston with their son Benjamin today. Paps say that Gisele and the baby were there first and when Tom arrived he and Gisele shared a big kiss. Apparently they looked super into each other. As mentioned a couple of weeks ago - click here Full Story

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Halle’s Master Plan?

Maria Posted by Maria at June 1, 2012 14:49:17 June 1, 2012 14:49:17
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Fame/Flynet

The Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry custody battle is vicious, dirty family drama at its worst. Allegations of neglect, racism, volatile phone calls (he apparently taped her in a rage calling him a sperm donor)… it’s all very Mel Gibson/Oksana Grigorieva. Lately both have refrained from using the media against one another although there was a time last year when Berry would go through TMZ and Aubry had to settle for Radar with less reach. Full Story

Postpartum Porny is Horny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2012 14:01:54 June 1, 2012 14:01:54

Of course she is. Jessica Simpson, after all, is now the representative of the Perfect Woman in the eyes of the men: She is fertile and luscious with big ass tits and she still wants to f-ck even after having a baby. If Jessica Simpson can do it, and enjoy it, why can’t you? That’s how you satisfy your man, don’t you know? In her exclusive interview with PEOPLE, for which she was paid a million dollars, Porny tells the magazine that: “I've kind of broken one rule. Full Story

Porny didn’t push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:59:49 May 30, 2012 14:59:49

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

Nicole flies back and forth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2012 13:23:27 May 24, 2012 13:23:27
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Bauer-Griffin

Nicole Richie was in Australia last week with Joel Madden and their children while he’s there to work on The Voice. On Monday she was in New York for the Fifi Awards. Yesterday she arrived back in Sydney to be with her family. God that is a LONG flight. I mean I’m sure it’s not as rough up in first class, no, but still, it’s a LONG flight. Full Story

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If Gwyneth ranked her friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 16:08:33 May 23, 2012 16:08:33
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Wenn, WeirPhotos/Splash

Gwyneth couldn’t hold Cameron Diaz’s hand last night for too long because she had to hang out with former President Bill Clinton at the Clinton Foundation Millennium Network in London. She wore a f-cking AMAZING white brocade-ish (can we call it that? or is it more like lace overlay?) situation over white tuxedo pants. Full Story

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Apple, Moses, and Uncle Jay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 20:46:18 May 22, 2012 20:46:18
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Xposure

Gwyneth Paltrow took her kids to Watch The Throne in London the other night. She was joined by her children Apple and Moses. Because he’s their “Uncle Jay”. Which is what she posted on her WhoSay from the show: WhoSayPhotoEmbed.create({vanityRoot: "http://www.whosay.com/gwynethpaltrow", clientName: "Gwyneth Paltrow", vanityLink: "http://www. Full Story

Is Gisele pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 15:44:13 May 22, 2012 15:44:13
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AFP/Getty

Brazilian gossips are saying that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with her second. She was in Sao Paolo promoting lingerie the other day and has supposedly been telling people the happy news. For all of you who love to scrutinise bumps, here’s G last Wednesday in a sheer blouse over a black skirt. Full Story

Usher’s custody trial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 13:56:47 May 22, 2012 13:56:47
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WENN

There’s nothing quite like the sh-t that comes out during a custody and child support trial. You see what happened with Francois Henri-Pinault? He cut it off after only a couple of days when it started to get stank, knowing that if he allowed it to go on, Linda Evangelista would make sure every embarrassing detail about his life would be made available to the public. Full Story

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