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M = Pregnant Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:43:57 April 27, 2012 14:43:57
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Jessica Simpson posted a video from her baby shower yesterday. It’s short, so have a look first and we’ll regroup after: So...This shower happened on March 18th. That’s SIX WEEKS AGO.Can you imagine how uncomfortable she must be now? Jessica tweeted the other day that she is indeed still pregnant and did not give birth last weekend as was erroneously reported. Full Story

Katie Holmes is not pregnant April 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 19:45:29 April 25, 2012 19:45:29
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The reason I had to date that title is because there have already been so many other articles with the same title, “Katie Holmes is not pregnant”, that I don’t want my server to get confused. Star Magazine is reporting on this week’s cover that Katie and Tom Cruise are expecting again. It took about 5 minutes for her rep to deny the story. Full Story

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All the Brange on a boat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2012 17:30:51 April 24, 2012 17:30:51
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Here are all 8 Branges on a speedboat in the Galapagos Islands. As you can see, the Jolie prefers the Alexis Carringston style of holiday dress. God when you have that many of them there’s a lot of sh-t to carry: bags, blankets, teddy bears. Check out little Knox’s shoe game. There’s your Noblesse Casual Full Story

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All the Brange at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 15:44:54 April 23, 2012 15:44:54
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Right after confirming their engagement last week, the Brange went on holiday to the Galapagos Islands. Here they are on the beach on Saturday, as their yacht bobbed in the ocean nearby. Brad went in the water with Miss Zahara. Maddox snorkelled. The Jolie, in a black hat, played with the others. The Chosen One Shiloh ran around with an umbrella drawing in the sand. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Apple: mother daughter hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2012 16:52:47 April 20, 2012 16:52:47
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I like it so much better when Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t bother with her hair. It looks so good when it’s wavy and kinky. Her daughter Apple has her hair. It’s the same bend. Mine has to be worked on for hours to have this bend. G and Apple went shopping yesterday at Maxfield. I want that blue sparkly jacket. Full Story

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School run Sandy & Louis’s little friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2012 15:04:34 April 20, 2012 15:04:34
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Sandra Bullock picked up her son Louis from school yesterday but had to wait while he wrapped up his conversation with a little friend. I love the expression on his face: equal parts affection and suspicion. Like, oh I really want to be buds, but have you been sent here by your mother to infiltrate my ma’s inner circle? Because if that’s the case, you need to answer to me. Full Story

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No birthday cake, just a birthday platter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 16:29:16 April 18, 2012 16:29:16
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There requires a certain discipline to be a celebrity. Duana referenced it last week in her post about Lady Gaga tweeting her popstar diet and workout routine. Click here if you missed it. Food indulgences must be defied. Food is evil. As Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”. Full Story

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Tom, Jack, and ring watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 14:46:54 April 13, 2012 14:46:54
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Tom Brady was photographed at Whole Foods in Brentwood yesterday with his son Jack. Gisele wasn’t around, or at least she wasn’t shot. You all remember the sh-t she took after the Super Bowl, right? Shortly after, Tom and Gisele went on holiday to Puerto Rico. Click here Full Story

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Uncle Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 19:00:19 April 10, 2012 19:00:19
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Oh look at Uncle Leo being all cute and uncley with Ruby Maguire and her mom Jen in New York the other day. I wonder if Uncle Leo doesn’t feel the way I do about children: love your children, not interested in (having) my own children. I mean, it’s not like Gisele didn’t want babies. And I’m not sure that 22 year old models - his usual dating target - are the most likely candidates for baby-making should a man be ready for the baby-making. Full Story

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The Maddens on the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2012 18:21:42 April 10, 2012 18:21:42
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You couldn’t miss Nicole Richie on the beach in Santa Monica yesterday with her husband and kids. How are the ratings for Fashion Star anyway? Last I heard it was hovering around 4 million which isn’t horrible but is far from a runaway hit.God her kids are SO cute, right? I can’t stand it how cute her kids are. Full Story

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