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On screaming Flynn & his parents

Maria Posted by Maria at June 26, 2012 15:07:33 June 26, 2012 15:07:33
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Fame/Flynet, Steffman/Turgeon/Splash

Whenever I see photos of Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom with their son, Flynn, he looks so happy. And he’s absolutely adorable and chunky and I’d like very much to squish him. But no kid is an angel 24/7. And I feel Miranda’s stress just looking at these pictures. When she was getting him ready for the walk, he was probably a little squeamish getting into the stroller. Full Story

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Holidays with billionaires

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 16:20:42 June 25, 2012 16:20:42
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Kate Hudson, Matt Bellamy, and baby Bing are on holiday on the French Riviera. Famous people are often friends with mega rich people. It’s a mutual use relationship. The rich provide their facilities to the famous for the privilege of hanging out with them. Strange, isn’t it? You’d think that wealth would be enough. Full Story

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Mother Porny pushes a buggy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 13:29:17 June 25, 2012 13:29:17

This t-shirt started out as a crew neck. And here’s Porny living up to her Porny name. Because Jessica Simpson turns everything, even a walk around the block with her baby, into sexual suggestion. Can she help it if she has big ass tits? Perhaps not. But what about the lasciviousness of that open mouth on top of those big ass tits? Whether or not she was intending to, what she ends up saying here is that she’ll suck on it while you’re rubbing it between her breasts. Full Story

Shaki’s Little Sunshine?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2012 14:45:47 June 22, 2012 14:45:47
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Wenn, Splash

A Spanish newspaper is reporting that Shakira and her sunshine Gerard Pique are expecting. Apparently her dad confirmed it during an interview. Here’s the article. and since I haven’t yet started by Rosetta Stone Spanish, this gave me an excuse to hit up my favourite activity, Google Translate. Full Story

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The JLo hairline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2012 21:35:11 June 20, 2012 21:35:11
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Jennifer Lopez is touring. She was in Chile with her kids and of course that back up dancer. As you can see, the hair is bobbed right now. Looks good. But check out the hairline on her daughter Emme. Like mom, right? It's adorable. And her face is changing. As is her brother's. Cute. We're about a month out from JLo's bday. Full Story

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BFFs & Boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 15:11:42 June 19, 2012 15:11:42
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Fame/Flynet, Angela Weiss/Valerie Macon/Getty

Newly married and pregnant Drew Barrymore, ankle boots over jeans, attended the premiere of Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World last night in LA where she hung out with Diablo Cody because, obviously. Have they worked together yet? It seems like that would be inevitable. As for Drew’s other best friend Cameron Diaz, she was also spotted yesterday in ankle boots and jeans, but in New York. Full Story

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Penelope for Rome, Ridley, and Pedro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 17:49:14 June 13, 2012 17:49:14
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Fame/Flynet

Here are Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and their little Leo heading out of Madrid last week. To Rome With Love opens in limited release on June 22. There should be a promotional appearance for it coming soon. Or several. Have you seen the trailer? I hate. The music makes me crazy. The music makes me wonder if the entire film will be all Mamma Mia Pizzeria Ciao Bella Gucci Donatella! Anyway, Pene’s next project will also be an ensemble. Full Story

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Fast Bumps, Slow Bumps, and Salad Bumps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 19:37:51 June 7, 2012 19:37:51
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Splash

People keep saying Megan Fox is pregnant. Was there an official confirmation? There was no official denial; I suppose that's the same thing. Some celebrities announce they're expecting and immediately their growing bump starts punching you in the face over and over and over again. Every inch is obvious and can be documented. Full Story

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The Beckhams at Disney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 15:20:26 June 7, 2012 15:20:26
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Wenn, Splash

David and Victoria Beckham took the kids to Disneyland yesterday. Posh wore a maxi dress. I can't see her feet. Did she actually go without heels? This post isn't about her. This post will be about her daughter H7. SO chunk! Chunky babies are delicious! I want to bite those thighs. Is that creepy? And those ears! And her little hat! H7 is 11 months now. Full Story

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Warrior Mom Jenny McCarthy On Jim Carrey

Maria Posted by Maria at June 7, 2012 14:50:28 June 7, 2012 14:50:28
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WENN

Let me start by saying I despise Jenny McCarthy. This will not be unbiased, nor will it be kind. Jenny went on the Howard Stern Show this week to promote the new reality show she’s hosting and her upcoming Playboy spread (July/August issue). Talk turned to Jim Carrey not visiting her son, Evan, since the split. Full Story

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Where’s the wheelchair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 17:33:00 June 6, 2012 17:33:00
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Bauer-Griffin

First let me apologise. I know by your emails that many of you have been waiting for the John Mayer article and I’m still writing it. This is what’s sh-tty about my blog: I like to GO ON. So it takes me longer to get those thoughts together. And I blew half my morning wad on Miley Cyrus, the Royals, and Drew Barrymore. Full Story

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