Baby and Bump Obsession Articles

Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Adorably pregnant Sienna in stripes

March 20, 2012 19:35:19 Posted at March 20, 2012 19:35:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Sienna Miller was photographed in London today shooting a commercial in stripes with a very obvious bump. Super cute, right? Does it surprise you how infrequently we’ve seen Sienna since she’s been pregnant? Compared to, say, Jessica Simpson? At this point, amniotic fluid and all, I feel like we were all present for each and every one of Porny’s ultrasounds. Full Story

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Jessica Alba vs GOOP

March 20, 2012 14:07:57 Posted at March 20, 2012 14:07:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Oh look. Another celebrity is about to become an author. Because we need MORE books, right? Ask Fran Lebowitz:“There are too many books, the books are terrible, and it’s because you have been taught to have self-esteem.”   God that is such a great quote. And note too - it is NOT a typo. There are too many books and too much self-esteem. Full Story

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Beach, bikini, breasts, no bump

March 19, 2012 20:29:50 Posted at March 19, 2012 20:29:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Darren Banks/Splash

8 months after the birth of Bingham, Kate Hudson is on the beach in Mexico looking like she never had a baby, or two. That is a cuuuute bikini, non? And her breast enhancement was really rather modest. Like, barely noticeable, and only, only, only to piece of sh-t gossip whores who study these things for a living, and even then only when you have the before pictures shoved right up in your face. Full Story

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The Baby & Bitch strategy

March 19, 2012 16:25:47 Posted at March 19, 2012 16:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Before you Twi-Hards get carried away with your reading limitations, I’ll say now off the top that Snow White & The Huntsman looks F-CKING AWESOME and I can’t wait to see it. I was with some Universal people all week and they promised me that it will deliver. But a good movie still must be sold. And how do we sell these days? Well, the Charlize Theron strategy seems to be based on Baby & Bitch. Full Story

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Porny's baby value

March 19, 2012 13:55:09 Posted at March 19, 2012 13:55:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Jessica Simpson's baby shower happened yesterday. Some celebrities showed up. It was an embarrassment of gifts. She does, after all, have her own on a billion dollar business. Or maybe it's just me. I've never been comfortable with the idea of registries etc for people having fancy weddings and pricy pregnancies. Full Story

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Parisian pre-natal yoga

March 15, 2012 17:41:38 Posted at March 15, 2012 17:41:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Drew Barrymore is in Paris with her fiancé Will Kopelman. TMZ reported 3 weeks ago that Drew is pregnant. They had photos of her holding what looked like sonogram images. Click here to see. No official announcement from Drew has been released. Full Story

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My Obsession and their Hero

March 15, 2012 14:34:49 Posted at March 15, 2012 14:34:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

It will be a good day today. Because we are starting our day with my Obsession Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson and new photos of the two with the dog and their newborn daughter Romy Hero in London yesterday. But...They look really comfortable and lovely together, don’t they? Pretend for a minute that you don’t know what you know. Full Story

Don’t need a man to be a mom

March 14, 2012 18:15:12 Posted at March 14, 2012 18:15:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JLM/Splash

Biggest headline of the day:Charlize Theron is a mom! Theron’s rep has confirmed that she’s adopted a baby boy called Jackson. No other details have been released. But... well done.Not as well done as Sandra Bullock who, literally, HID A BABY for weeks DURING AWARD SEASON, but well done nonetheless. Because it’s not impossible to keep your sh-t tight in Hollywood. Full Story

The Porny Name Pool!

March 8, 2012 19:54:25 Posted at March 8, 2012 19:54:25
Duana Posted by Duana

(Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment.  Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care of them, and whether or not they have foot-discovery skills by five minutes old. Full Story

He shaved for her private pregnancy

March 7, 2012 18:55:39 Posted at March 7, 2012 18:55:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy”YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU’RE NAUSEOUS about my doula. Full Story

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Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

March 7, 2012 15:25:38 Posted at March 7, 2012 15:25:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story