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They are a happy family

December 1, 2011 18:20:57 Posted at December 1, 2011 18:20:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Flynet

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were out with their daughter Seraphina yesterday and came across paps from pretty much every agency. By my count, at least 6. Despite knowing they were being shot, Ben still managed to lean in and give his wife some sugar, prompting her to smile delightedly - a smile of such genuine happiness, and therefore infectious, even I, programmed to be cynical and skeptical, choose to believe that he was doing it just to amuse her and not for an added publicity bonus. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnancy steeze

November 30, 2011 17:01:09 Posted at November 30, 2011 17:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Flynet, Mike Coppola/Getty

She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But God her breasts must be heavy. They’re the same size as her belly. And I cannot deal with this dude and his legs and pants issue. Full Story

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Zoom on this

November 23, 2011 14:33:17 Posted at November 23, 2011 14:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People keep wanting there to be a baby inside Catherine Cambridge. In Touch reported last week that she is indeed pregnant. Right. It’s In Touch. In other words, we’re nowhere. But now the obsessive Princess BumpWatch has moved into another gear. And everyone’s trying to zoom in on her belly to see if they can barely make out a royal fetus. Full Story

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H7’s first championship

November 21, 2011 17:43:00 Posted at November 21, 2011 17:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Splash

David Beckham led the Los Angeles Galaxy to an MLS championship last night in front of his wife, his parents, his sons, and his baby girl Harper Seven. It was the crowning achievement on an investment that keeps paying off. Did you know that 600,000 jerseys were sold in his first year with the team, he was the primary reason behind an increase in ticket sales, and was the key factor in the team’s lucrative tv agreement? This is why he’s the top earner among all footballers in the world even though he plays in a league where the skill level is nowhere near that of its European counterparts. Full Story

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Mimi > Dembabies

November 18, 2011 17:18:43 Posted at November 18, 2011 17:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

 Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine she only wears for an hour of the day before changing into a different colour and style). Full Story

H7 in a stroller!

November 17, 2011 21:31:21 Posted at November 17, 2011 21:31:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Allan Bregg/Splash

Why am I exclamation pointing this title? Maybe it’s just me. I just got really excited seeing Posh pushing a stroller through LAX and not carrying H7 in her arms. And I got even more excited looking at pictures of her carrying one of those detachable baby seat situations that you put them in for the car ride. Full Story

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Beyonce makes it better

November 17, 2011 20:24:27 Posted at November 17, 2011 20:24:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs.Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because she got punked at work in a new segment we’re doing on etalk when we switch roles on our producers. Full Story

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For the last time...

November 17, 2011 16:09:32 Posted at November 17, 2011 16:09:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Michael Murdock/Splash

Early yesterday, it was reported that Mariah Yeater, the woman who claims Justin Bieber made her baby, had dropped her paternity suit and was dumped by her lawyers. By midday, her new lawyer, who looks like he sells used cars, insisted that Mariah is still pursuing the matter, only they’re doing it out of court, with confidential DNA testing and confidentiality agreements . Full Story

She said that he was the one

November 16, 2011 16:03:56 Posted at November 16, 2011 16:03:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But the kid is not his sonI have always loved the way Michael delivered it: “Just remember to always think twice”.  He sang it like a warning. A seductive warning. Like, they decided in the studio that a lyric from a song should be performed with as much deliberation as a line from a play. Does that happen anymore?No matter. Full Story

Spanx and Potholes

November 15, 2011 18:50:37 Posted at November 15, 2011 18:50:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jackson Lee/Splash, Rob Kim/Getty

Victoria Beckham is in New York being a fashion designer. Last night she was at the WWD Apparel & Retail CEO Summit wearing leather legwarmers that I’m actually kinda into and Louboutins that were two sizes too big. But pause.She’s a CEO.Continue.Is that a Spanx line? So Victoria Beckham, clearly back to her pre-baby body, felt she needed some Spanx. Full Story

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