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Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 15:25:38 March 7, 2012 15:25:38

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story

Did you see Boy Affleck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 17:58:29 March 6, 2012 17:58:29
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Matt Damon and wife Luciana were papped leaving LA yesterday to go back to New York. I was at LAX yesterday too. Why is it such a dump??? Or it is just that I never fly out from the right terminal? There are 7 of them. I’ve been to 2, 3, and 7. Are they all sh-t, or just the ones I go to?Anyway, not sure exactly why the Damons were in Los Angeles so I’ll go ahead and assume they were there, partly, to spend time with Matt’s best friend Ben and his wife Jen and to meet the new Boy Affleck, just a week old. Full Story

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Offspring Rock Band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 18:02:24 March 2, 2012 18:02:24
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Brad Pitt took his oldest Maddox music shopping yesterday. They bought a guitar and an amplifier. This fuels my dreams of a Celebrity Offspring Rock Band starring MJP as the founding member.Should we screenplay this fantasy?The son of Hollywood’s Royal Couple starts a super group after falling in love with the daughter of another star union. Full Story

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Nicole and nude underlay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 15:53:55 February 29, 2012 15:53:55
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Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?I did not.But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow Full Story

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Uma Thurman is pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 17:08:36 February 28, 2012 17:08:36

Uma Thurman confirmed to PEOPLE yesterday that she’s expecting a child with boyfriend Arpad Busson, nickname Arki. Busson has two children with Elle Macpherson. Uma has two too with Ethan Hawke. Who is Busson?He’s MEGA rich. He’s worth almost half a billion dollars. Full Story

Much better, thank you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2012 16:20:42 February 28, 2012 16:20:42
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Angelina Jolie followed up the Right Leg situation at the Oscars on Sunday night with a family outing that included Brad Pitt’s mother. The twins were trotted out for the occasion. Oh, and the paps were around. Funny that. Coincidence or conspiracy?As you’d expect, I took a lot of sh-t for sh-t disturbing yesterday in my Jolie Right Leg analysis article. Full Story

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When these babies have babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 17:56:42 February 20, 2012 17:56:42
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There is a world in which Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are considered adults - parental figures, even if for just one day, to those for whom these two could, mathematically and biologically, be mommy and daddy.Here they are spending the weekend in Malibu with Bieber’s siblings, Jaxon and Jazmyn. (I will not comment on these names or the spelling of them but sometimes I wish blogging could come with facial expressions. Full Story

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Beautiful, pregnant, and private Sienna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2012 16:33:25 February 15, 2012 16:33:25
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These are the first shots of Sienna Miller on a red carpet since Us Weekly was the first to report she’s pregnant. Far as I know, Sienna never confirmed it officially but there can’t be any doubt now. Sienna was in New York last night for a fashion event, and there it is, unmistakeably, Sienna Miller + Tom Sturridge, growing. Full Story

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Hello Blue Ivy Carter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 20:17:02 February 13, 2012 20:17:02

Her dad posted her pictures on his site. And she has her own Tumblr. And they did this on Friday. You know. Right before Grammy weekend. Coincidence or conspiracy? Please.In hindsight, I wish this was the only conversation. Full Story

The GMD’s humourless child

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2012 20:47:05 February 8, 2012 20:47:05
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I read an article a couple of weeks ago (thanks Anna Maria) about Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney that’s interesting on its own merit - click to see - but here’s the part that’s germane to this site: For some reason, (Mitt Romney) has always reminded me of Tom Cruise, and I never could figure out exactly why that was. Full Story