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Planning the birth

December 22, 2011 16:23:53 Posted at December 22, 2011 16:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JosiahW/Splash

I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller all over. And, just like us, Beysus looks bad on closed circuit tv. Full Story

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Don't see an heir in there

December 21, 2011 19:57:16 Posted at December 21, 2011 19:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, Chris Jackson/Getty

Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a look at Kate today, with Will, in London visiting Centrepoint. Full Story

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Extensions for dad

December 19, 2011 15:41:04 Posted at December 19, 2011 15:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, INF

It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got extensions. That sounds about right. This is why we all want to reincarnate as one of the Brange kids. Full Story

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The GMD’s big pressure week

December 15, 2011 18:15:21 Posted at December 15, 2011 18:15:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great job of avoiding getting in the shot. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

December 12, 2011 21:10:24 Posted at December 12, 2011 21:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Happy and expecting

December 8, 2011 23:59:35 Posted at December 8, 2011 23:59:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PUNKD Images

Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve were photographed today in Vancouver. Really, really cute pictures, right? Happy, in love, excited, expecting. Seems like a good way to end the day.  Full Story

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The Brange and the Smurf

December 8, 2011 16:57:08 Posted at December 8, 2011 16:57:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, JosiahW/Splash

The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With William and Harry, say when they hit up a club, either a bodyguard takes care of it discreetly or someone rings the next day with payment. Full Story

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Worst of 2011: who’s the father of January Jones’s baby?

December 6, 2011 21:05:34 Posted at December 6, 2011 21:05:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SPW/Splash

WHO CARES?On paper it was Great for Gossip:Beautiful actress, mystery sire, married director...We were made for this.But at the heart of the story: January Jones. F-cking Boring January Jones. January Jones who - ask Zach Galifianakis - is a giant bitch to begin with, which is normally a wonderful first ingredient for Good Gossip, couldn’t make me care about a story that was built for every gossip blog. Full Story

Chosen One is a gangster

December 5, 2011 16:48:54 Posted at December 5, 2011 16:48:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, Bauer, A. Ariani/Splash

Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster styles under a pair of grey slacks, a fake tie t-shirt, and a baggy black hoodie that she may have inherited from her big brother Maddox. Full Story

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Stay pregnant!

December 2, 2011 14:41:52 Posted at December 2, 2011 14:41:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Saleem Elatab/Splash, Jamie McCarthy/Getty

I don’t think I’ve received a single email disagreeing about my position on Porny’s pregnancy style: that it’s remarkably superior to her non-pregnancy style, as in it’s GOOD style. Crazy talk, right? But look at her, stringing together win after win this week in New York in her maternity clothes. Finally finding the proportion in her choices in length and fit and tightness and/or looseness. Full Story

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They are a happy family

December 1, 2011 18:20:57 Posted at December 1, 2011 18:20:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Flynet

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were out with their daughter Seraphina yesterday and came across paps from pretty much every agency. By my count, at least 6. Despite knowing they were being shot, Ben still managed to lean in and give his wife some sugar, prompting her to smile delightedly - a smile of such genuine happiness, and therefore infectious, even I, programmed to be cynical and skeptical, choose to believe that he was doing it just to amuse her and not for an added publicity bonus. Full Story

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