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Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

The Baby & Bitch strategy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 16:25:47 March 19, 2012 16:25:47
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Before you Twi-Hards get carried away with your reading limitations, I’ll say now off the top that Snow White & The Huntsman looks F-CKING AWESOME and I can’t wait to see it. I was with some Universal people all week and they promised me that it will deliver. But a good movie still must be sold. And how do we sell these days? Well, the Charlize Theron strategy seems to be based on Baby & Bitch. Full Story

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Porny's baby value

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 13:55:09 March 19, 2012 13:55:09
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Jessica Simpson's baby shower happened yesterday. Some celebrities showed up. It was an embarrassment of gifts. She does, after all, have her own on a billion dollar business. Or maybe it's just me. I've never been comfortable with the idea of registries etc for people having fancy weddings and pricy pregnancies. Full Story

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My Obsession and their Hero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 14:34:49 March 15, 2012 14:34:49
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It will be a good day today. Because we are starting our day with my Obsession Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson and new photos of the two with the dog and their newborn daughter Romy Hero in London yesterday. But...They look really comfortable and lovely together, don’t they? Pretend for a minute that you don’t know what you know. Full Story

Don’t need a man to be a mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 18:15:12 March 14, 2012 18:15:12
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Biggest headline of the day:Charlize Theron is a mom! Theron’s rep has confirmed that she’s adopted a baby boy called Jackson. No other details have been released. But... well done.Not as well done as Sandra Bullock who, literally, HID A BABY for weeks DURING AWARD SEASON, but well done nonetheless. Because it’s not impossible to keep your sh-t tight in Hollywood. Full Story

The Porny Name Pool!

Duana Posted by Duana at March 8, 2012 19:54:25 March 8, 2012 19:54:25

(Lainey: please see Duana’s article and then details on our pool below that. This is a throwdown!) I know the fear of all mothers these days is judgment.  Everyone worries they’re going to get judged for what they do or don’t feed their kid, who takes care of them, and whether or not they have foot-discovery skills by five minutes old. Full Story

He shaved for her private pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 18:55:39 March 7, 2012 18:55:39
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Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy”YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU’RE NAUSEOUS about my doula. Full Story

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Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 15:25:38 March 7, 2012 15:25:38

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story

Did you see Boy Affleck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 17:58:29 March 6, 2012 17:58:29
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Matt Damon and wife Luciana were papped leaving LA yesterday to go back to New York. I was at LAX yesterday too. Why is it such a dump??? Or it is just that I never fly out from the right terminal? There are 7 of them. I’ve been to 2, 3, and 7. Are they all sh-t, or just the ones I go to?Anyway, not sure exactly why the Damons were in Los Angeles so I’ll go ahead and assume they were there, partly, to spend time with Matt’s best friend Ben and his wife Jen and to meet the new Boy Affleck, just a week old. Full Story

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Offspring Rock Band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 18:02:24 March 2, 2012 18:02:24
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Brad Pitt took his oldest Maddox music shopping yesterday. They bought a guitar and an amplifier. This fuels my dreams of a Celebrity Offspring Rock Band starring MJP as the founding member.Should we screenplay this fantasy?The son of Hollywood’s Royal Couple starts a super group after falling in love with the daughter of another star union. Full Story

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Nicole and nude underlay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 15:53:55 February 29, 2012 15:53:55
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Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?I did not.But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow Full Story

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