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Blue Ivy’s first track

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:16:44 January 9, 2012 19:16:44
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Even her father is calling her the B.I.C.Jay-Z’s posted it on his site. A song called Glory featuring B.I.C. That must be her wailing on the track. Is that what they did to that hospital? Turn it into a recording studio while NICU babies were waiting for their parents?  Hear the lyric about Paris. Full Story

Not pregnant at 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 15:15:40 January 9, 2012 15:15:40
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Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. Full Story

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Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 13:46:56 January 9, 2012 13:46:56

Blue Ivy.Blue IV.Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven.I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including the birth date? Blue Ivy would have to have been born after midnight to qualify as a January 8 (and therefore 4+4) baby. Full Story

Not today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 23:19:24 January 6, 2012 23:19:24
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Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today.Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and for nothing. B came out to stomp that sh-t down this afternoon. Full Story

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This should be JLo’s inspiration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 16:34:27 January 6, 2012 16:34:27
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Splash

Here are Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson enjoying the winter sun on a walk in Primrose Hill today. Photo Assumption says they’re hopelessly in love, totally into it, and happily expecting the birth of their second child, her fourth. And he’s still just 21. And I am still obsessed! Also I can’t wait to see him as Vronsky in Joe Wright’s adaptation of Anna Karenina opposite Keira Knightley and Jude Law. Full Story

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Sienna Miller is pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 15:56:36 January 6, 2012 15:56:36
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I don’t usually get excited about celebrity pregnancies. Or any pregnancies. Unless of course it’s growing inside Angelina Jolie. But for some reason, I am really, really excited about Sienna Miller. Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge are expecting. Like, Sienna Miller is about to become a mother. SIENNA MILLER!!!Us Weekly Full Story

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No Paris for Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 22:16:15 January 3, 2012 22:16:15
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David Beckham was supposed to sign with Paris Saint-Germain and play in Europe again. I mean it was sounding like a done deal for weeks, even before he led the LA Galaxy to the MLS championship. Now PSG has confirmed (they sound disappointed) that Becks has walked away from the contract, preferring instead to stay in LA so as not to uproot his family. Full Story

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Riding sidecar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2012 19:19:13 January 3, 2012 19:19:13
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GSI

You remember that exchange in Garden State? (I wonder if I would still love that movie watching it now instead of 7 years ago.) When Zach Braff offers Natalie Portman a ride home and she’s like, I’m not riding sidecar, sidecars are for bitches? For most people, yes.For Pax Pitt... not at all.Pax Pitt’s riding sidecar and making his dad his the bitch. Full Story

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Jessica Alba’s New Year’s body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2011 15:50:15 December 30, 2011 15:50:15
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Jessica Alba is spending New Year’s in Mexico with her family. It’s been just over 4 months since she and her husband Cash Warren had baby girl Haven; she looks great in a bikini already. Alba currently has no projects lined up for 2012. But first daughter Honor’s photos were sold in 2008 to OK! Magazine for a reported $1. Full Story

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Three months to go?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 13:51:29 December 28, 2011 13:51:29
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Jessica Simpson has said she’s having a spring baby. Beyonce’s supposedly due like right now. This is why, though I’ve never given birth, I believe it when they say that every pregnancy is different. And that’s also why I don’t understand why some women still persist with the “well, when I was pregnant, this and this happened so that must mean that this and this happens to EVERYONE”. Full Story

Planning the birth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 16:23:53 December 22, 2011 16:23:53
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I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller all over. And, just like us, Beysus looks bad on closed circuit tv. Full Story

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