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Don't see an heir in there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2011 19:57:16 December 21, 2011 19:57:16
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Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a look at Kate today, with Will, in London visiting Centrepoint. Full Story

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Extensions for dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 15:41:04 December 19, 2011 15:41:04
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It was Brad Pitt’s birthday yesterday. He’s 48 now. How did he celebrate? Well on Saturday he and the Jolie took all 6 of their kids to the Cirque du Soleil Michael Jackson show in Vegas. As you can see, for her dad’s birthday, Miss Zahara got extensions. That sounds about right. This is why we all want to reincarnate as one of the Brange kids. Full Story

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The GMD’s big pressure week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 18:15:21 December 15, 2011 18:15:21
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Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great job of avoiding getting in the shot. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 21:10:24 December 12, 2011 21:10:24
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It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Happy and expecting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 23:59:35 December 8, 2011 23:59:35
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Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve were photographed today in Vancouver. Really, really cute pictures, right? Happy, in love, excited, expecting. Seems like a good way to end the day.  Full Story

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The Brange and the Smurf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 16:57:08 December 8, 2011 16:57:08
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The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With William and Harry, say when they hit up a club, either a bodyguard takes care of it discreetly or someone rings the next day with payment. Full Story

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Worst of 2011: who’s the father of January Jones’s baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 21:05:34 December 6, 2011 21:05:34
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WHO CARES?On paper it was Great for Gossip:Beautiful actress, mystery sire, married director...We were made for this.But at the heart of the story: January Jones. F-cking Boring January Jones. January Jones who - ask Zach Galifianakis - is a giant bitch to begin with, which is normally a wonderful first ingredient for Good Gossip, couldn’t make me care about a story that was built for every gossip blog. Full Story

Chosen One is a gangster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 16:48:54 December 5, 2011 16:48:54
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Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster styles under a pair of grey slacks, a fake tie t-shirt, and a baggy black hoodie that she may have inherited from her big brother Maddox. Full Story

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Stay pregnant!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 14:41:52 December 2, 2011 14:41:52
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I don’t think I’ve received a single email disagreeing about my position on Porny’s pregnancy style: that it’s remarkably superior to her non-pregnancy style, as in it’s GOOD style. Crazy talk, right? But look at her, stringing together win after win this week in New York in her maternity clothes. Finally finding the proportion in her choices in length and fit and tightness and/or looseness. Full Story

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They are a happy family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2011 18:20:57 December 1, 2011 18:20:57
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck were out with their daughter Seraphina yesterday and came across paps from pretty much every agency. By my count, at least 6. Despite knowing they were being shot, Ben still managed to lean in and give his wife some sugar, prompting her to smile delightedly - a smile of such genuine happiness, and therefore infectious, even I, programmed to be cynical and skeptical, choose to believe that he was doing it just to amuse her and not for an added publicity bonus. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnancy steeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 17:01:09 November 30, 2011 17:01:09
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She wears her clothes so much better when she’s pregnant, non? Look at my Porny last night in New York with her freeloader. Doesn’t she look lovely? Isn’t that a good fit? Why can’t she do this when there’s no baby inside of her? But God her breasts must be heavy. They’re the same size as her belly. And I cannot deal with this dude and his legs and pants issue. Full Story

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