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Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Cam’s pregnant arms

August 24, 2011 06:38:35 Posted at August 24, 2011 06:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they think this movie might make a lot of money. Full Story

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Keeping up with the Damons

August 23, 2011 06:45:37 Posted at August 23, 2011 06:45:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Damon was married in 2005. His daughter Isabella was born 6 months later. Ben Affleck was married in 2005. His daughter Violet was born 6 months later. Matt Damon has 4 children. Ben Affleck is on his way to 3. So far both are fathers of girls only. I suppose it’s not uncommon for lifelong friends to follow similar paths. Full Story

Wellingtons, pouts, and thumbsuckers

August 19, 2011 08:17:24 Posted at August 19, 2011 08:17:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jolie was out today in Scotland on the grounds at their castle residence with four of her six children, Miss Zahara, The Chosen One, and the twins, and what appears to be a nanny who seems to get on quite well with Mother Brange. Angelina Jolie engaging in girl talk? Observations from this set of photos: -OMG is the Jolie actually wearing jeans??? -these children, they reach for their mother. Full Story

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When I called you last night from Glasgow

August 18, 2011 12:35:00 Posted at August 18, 2011 12:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I grew up listening to Abba. Because all the adults in my life listened to Abba. I was 7 when Super Trouper would have been getting major play. And that’s how Abba introduced me to Glasgow. No, not geography class, but Abba. So now, whenever I see the word Glasgow, most of the time the song comes in my head. Full Story

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Madonna 53

August 16, 2011 08:33:43 Posted at August 16, 2011 08:33:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna and Elvis inextricably linked. At least to me on this day. It’s her birthday. She’s 53. Madonna is 53. This is our world...? Indeed. And in our world, Madonna at 53 is dating Brahim Zaibat at 24. He’s a dancer. He’s French. They spent the weekend in the Hamptons kissing on the beach. Full Story

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Brange by train

August 16, 2011 08:03:44 Posted at August 16, 2011 08:03:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Six children, mom and dad, let’s be conservative and say 3 nannies, that’s already 11. Add security on top of that - call it a team of 6, one for each child, that’s 17 so far. And then there are the personal assistants. A modest count? One each. Now we’re at 19. Plus the drivers, chefs, miscellaneous. Full Story

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The Chosen One: the tongue phase

August 15, 2011 13:44:40 Posted at August 15, 2011 13:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange had their kids out all weekend in England. Something about a puppet show, then there was a bike ride, they hit up a performance of Shrek, and today the Jolie and her girls Miss Zahara and Shiloh dropped in on a toy store. As you can see, The Chosen One is going through a tongue phase. Sticking it out at people. Full Story

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Daniel Craig, stepfather

August 15, 2011 09:22:00 Posted at August 15, 2011 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Daniel Craig flew back to New York from London yesterday with his wife Rachel Weisz and her son Henry. His wife. That is still trippy to me. You? I do however like the subtle affection Daniel seems to have for the boy, even though he’s obviously uncomfortable being photographed. Check out that amused smile he has for Henry who, on the contrary, is more amused than annoyed that so many photographers welcomed their arrival. Full Story

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August 15, 2011 08:05:23 Posted at August 15, 2011 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

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Jen vs Sandy

August 10, 2011 07:51:11 Posted at August 10, 2011 07:51:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week, Us Weekly is using Jennifer Aniston + babies to take on a beaming Sandra Bullock on the cover of PEOPLE. Not-so-single-anymore lady wants children vs single lady happiness... it’s kind of hilarious. Sandra Bullock’s husband humiliated her just as she was adopting her son. Full Story

Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth

August 8, 2011 10:06:36 Posted at August 8, 2011 10:06:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, you know? Anyway, here they all are, in London on Saturday after a performance of Wicked, and Brad looks f-cking hot in his clothes and Angelina looks gross in the legs, and they are looking at each other all happy for the cameras and . Full Story

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