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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 21:16:16 October 25, 2011 21:16:16
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Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story

Mega Preg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:45:25 October 24, 2011 14:45:25
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Spash News, Bauer-Griffin

There was a story last week about how Porny’s dad is still negotiating with a magazine for a half million dollar deal to officially confirm her pregnancy which is why she hasn’t said anything about it yet. Two challenges here:Jessica is apparently quite far along. Jessica is too dumb to hide it. How else can you explain why she’s tottering around JFK in a tight black shirt barely concealing her own baby AND Beyonce’s goose feather pillow? BumpWatch is the worst with reliability, yes, but then there’s just the obvious. Full Story

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Tonight’s the night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 19:16:48 October 21, 2011 19:16:48

It’s Mimi on tv!With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a short clip on Good Morning America. Full Story

Viola Davis’s standing ovation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 23:33:08 October 18, 2011 23:33:08
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Jason Merritt /John Shearer /Getty

Many of you have emailed today about the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night questioning certain recipients. None of you however questioned Viola Davis. Davis was honoured (and received a standing ovation) for her outstanding contribution to film and it was also revealed that she and her husband have adopted a baby girl called Genesis. Full Story

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Beyonce wears maternity pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 20:59:47 October 17, 2011 20:59:47
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Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow

I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do you know how much she loves that we’ve been discussing whether or not she’s actually pregnant? She probably talked about it with Gwyneth the other day when she visited the set of Thank You For Sharing. Full Story

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Beyonce’s sizing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2011 20:23:01 October 14, 2011 20:23:01
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INF

Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, that it’s not fake is that... she’s actually bigger everywhere. Full Story

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Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 19:58:38 October 11, 2011 19:58:38
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Flynet, Splash

Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is concerned, how can we complain? I’ve been emailing all my friends about this all day. Full Story

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Supernatural baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 15:02:29 October 10, 2011 15:02:29
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PUNKD Images

Exclusive Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve Cortese were photographed at the airport in Vancouver on Saturday morning heading to Toronto for a Supernatural convention this weekend. As you know, I don’t follow the show so this is the first time I’ve really had a look at Mrs P who has really, really beautiful hair. Full Story

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Kingston has some attitude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 17:52:10 October 7, 2011 17:52:10
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Bauer

Bratty children are my favourite. Obviously because I don’t have to raise them. My friend Lo has two boys and the younger one is the trouble. Very cute trouble. Likes to sleep on his back with both hands behind his head and one leg propped up, the other crossed over his knee. It’s hilarious. Anyway, one day, for no reason while we were sitting on the front step, he threw a beach ball at my head. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s New York Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:47:14 September 28, 2011 16:47:14
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Splash

Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did not spend her bday with M. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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Flynet

I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story