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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Salma, stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:07:22 September 27, 2011 21:07:22
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I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, everything and her kid gets . Full Story

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Little Rider’s busy week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 08:47:43 September 23, 2011 08:47:43

I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story

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Harper Seven goes to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2011 11:39:40 September 8, 2011 11:39:40

That sounds like the title of an after school special. Or an Olsen Twin movie. Back when they still made straight to video movies. Harper Seven Beckham is in NYC for the first time with her mother Victoria as Posh will be presenting her new collection during Fashion Week. The other day when Posh went to the Grove for back to school shopping - click here Full Story

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Back to School Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 13:31:16 September 6, 2011 13:31:16

My friend Lorella took her boys back to school shopping the other day. She messaged me about not being able to find Laurentian colour pencils which are, we both agreed, FAR superior to Crayola. I tried to stay away from retailers this weekend knowing it would be back to school crazy but as I’m leaving for Toronto tomorrow and TIFF for 10 days, I needed some supplies too. Full Story

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Jen & Justin see the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2011 08:38:33 September 1, 2011 08:38:33

There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the spa every day and detoxing. Full Story

Mutant Actor Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 10:14:26 August 30, 2011 10:14:26

Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about having to rely on friends to look after them - they are very well looked after with many activities to occupy their day including ball chases, trip to the well, and hikes - it’s also the fact we always return to two little resentful bastards that hold it against you for several days afterwards. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Are you flying back for Britney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2011 12:29:03 August 26, 2011 12:29:03

Madonna is vacationing with family and friends in the South of France. This includes her boyfriend Brahim. There they are, her kids, her boyfriend, frolicking in the Mediterranean. Does Madonna not do bikinis anymore? You’d think that if she’s ok with doing a man less than half her age, doing a bikini wouldn’t be a thing. Full Story

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In love with baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2011 09:24:05 August 25, 2011 09:24:05

Oh see now this is sweet, non? It’s Kate Hudson with Matt Bellamy in London and they look so in love ...with each other and their baby. I mean, that’s really all there is to say, right? Also she wears a lot of white, like, exclusively. And I’ll just squeeze in here that her schedule is wide open, no new film projects confirmed, leaving her to enjoy as much time as she wants with little Bing. Full Story

Cam’s pregnant arms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2011 06:38:35 August 24, 2011 06:38:35

I’ve realised that for many people the word “pregnant” is a beacon. Was that the only word you saw just now? And did you click a little quicker and faster because of it? I guess this is why Pregnancy has become so Trendy. I guess this is why they think this movie might make a lot of money. Full Story

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