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Brange by train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2011 08:03:44 August 16, 2011 08:03:44

Six children, mom and dad, let’s be conservative and say 3 nannies, that’s already 11. Add security on top of that - call it a team of 6, one for each child, that’s 17 so far. And then there are the personal assistants. A modest count? One each. Now we’re at 19. Plus the drivers, chefs, miscellaneous. Full Story

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The Chosen One: the tongue phase

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 13:44:40 August 15, 2011 13:44:40

The Brange had their kids out all weekend in England. Something about a puppet show, then there was a bike ride, they hit up a performance of Shrek, and today the Jolie and her girls Miss Zahara and Shiloh dropped in on a toy store. As you can see, The Chosen One is going through a tongue phase. Sticking it out at people. Full Story

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Daniel Craig, stepfather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 09:22:00 August 15, 2011 09:22:00

Daniel Craig flew back to New York from London yesterday with his wife Rachel Weisz and her son Henry. His wife. That is still trippy to me. You? I do however like the subtle affection Daniel seems to have for the boy, even though he’s obviously uncomfortable being photographed. Check out that amused smile he has for Henry who, on the contrary, is more amused than annoyed that so many photographers welcomed their arrival. Full Story

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45/25

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2011 08:05:23 August 15, 2011 08:05:23

Halle Berry is 45. She celebrated her birthday on the beach with her daughter Nahla and friends in a bikini showing off a body that could throw down against any 25 year old anywhere holy f-cking crazy ass genes, non????????????????????? You know, when it comes to Hollywood, most of the time you can console yourself by attributing some famous twat’s physical superiority to a financial and therefore surgical advantage. Full Story

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Jen vs Sandy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 07:51:11 August 10, 2011 07:51:11

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week, Us Weekly is using Jennifer Aniston + babies to take on a beaming Sandra Bullock on the cover of PEOPLE. Not-so-single-anymore lady wants children vs single lady happiness... it’s kind of hilarious. Sandra Bullock’s husband humiliated her just as she was adopting her son. Full Story

Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 10:06:36 August 8, 2011 10:06:36

Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, you know? Anyway, here they all are, in London on Saturday after a performance of Wicked, and Brad looks f-cking hot in his clothes and Angelina looks gross in the legs, and they are looking at each other all happy for the cameras and . Full Story

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Babies and caps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 16:55:28 August 3, 2011 16:55:28

Sandra Bullock stepped out today in LA with her baby Louis. She is 47. I want to look like that in 10 years. Just, not with a baby. As you can see, Louis is wearing his badass little cap again. Last week, I tingled to an article of him wearing the cap and my cousin Cat emailed back with a message titled “tooting my own horn” with photos of her son, Sasha, wearing his two years ago when he was a little, little guy. Full Story

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Greedy...or equal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 09:53:00 August 3, 2011 09:53:00

This Linda Evangelista child support situation is amazing. Quick background: Linda Evangelista has a 4 year old son called Augustin. The father is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault. Augustin was born juuuust before Salma’s daughter Valentina. Valentina however is set for life. Full Story

My Obsession is fertile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 07:39:31 August 1, 2011 07:39:31

If you’ve been reading my site for a while, you know I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson since the very beginning. Like, they announced their engagement 3 months after he turned 19. So they were together when he was 18. And they were filming a movie together when he was 17. Full Story

SJP through Asia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:09:58 July 27, 2011 07:09:58

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently travelling through Asia for Artistry on Ice. So at first I thought Artistry on Ice, like, it couldn’t be figure skating, right? What could SJP possibly be doing on a figure skating tour? Probably jewellery, has to be jewellery. No. Turns out it really is figure skating:“ARTISTRY on ICE, China’s own world class figure skating brand, created by SECA Ltd. Full Story

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Orly’s face on a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 16:18:06 July 26, 2011 16:18:06

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story