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Supernatural baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2011 15:02:29 October 10, 2011 15:02:29
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Exclusive Jared Padalecki and wife Genevieve Cortese were photographed at the airport in Vancouver on Saturday morning heading to Toronto for a Supernatural convention this weekend. As you know, I don’t follow the show so this is the first time I’ve really had a look at Mrs P who has really, really beautiful hair. Full Story

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Kingston has some attitude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 17:52:10 October 7, 2011 17:52:10
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Bratty children are my favourite. Obviously because I don’t have to raise them. My friend Lo has two boys and the younger one is the trouble. Very cute trouble. Likes to sleep on his back with both hands behind his head and one leg propped up, the other crossed over his knee. It’s hilarious. Anyway, one day, for no reason while we were sitting on the front step, he threw a beach ball at my head. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s New York Birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:47:14 September 28, 2011 16:47:14
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Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did not spend her bday with M. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Salma, stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:07:22 September 27, 2011 21:07:22
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I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, everything and her kid gets . Full Story

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Little Rider’s busy week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 08:47:43 September 23, 2011 08:47:43

I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story

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Harper Seven goes to New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2011 11:39:40 September 8, 2011 11:39:40

That sounds like the title of an after school special. Or an Olsen Twin movie. Back when they still made straight to video movies. Harper Seven Beckham is in NYC for the first time with her mother Victoria as Posh will be presenting her new collection during Fashion Week. The other day when Posh went to the Grove for back to school shopping - click here Full Story

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Back to School Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 13:31:16 September 6, 2011 13:31:16

My friend Lorella took her boys back to school shopping the other day. She messaged me about not being able to find Laurentian colour pencils which are, we both agreed, FAR superior to Crayola. I tried to stay away from retailers this weekend knowing it would be back to school crazy but as I’m leaving for Toronto tomorrow and TIFF for 10 days, I needed some supplies too. Full Story

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Jen & Justin see the doctor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2011 08:38:33 September 1, 2011 08:38:33

There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the spa every day and detoxing. Full Story

Mutant Actor Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 10:14:26 August 30, 2011 10:14:26

Hugh Jackman has been on holiday with his wife, kids, and dog in St Tropez. F-ck if I could only take my dogs on holiday. We are the assholes who miss our dogs all the time when we’re away. It’s not only how badly we feel about having to rely on friends to look after them - they are very well looked after with many activities to occupy their day including ball chases, trip to the well, and hikes - it’s also the fact we always return to two little resentful bastards that hold it against you for several days afterwards. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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