Ben Affleck

October 25, 2007 07:33:26 Posted at October 25, 2007 07:33:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Arguments for:
- Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck: the MiniVan Majority eats up their images and there’s nothing to boost their favour than an ordinary appealing wife and the dimples of a daughter
- the new family man: committed and caring and clean, no longer at the poker table but at the park bench with his girls
- he has risen from the ashes, directing a brilliant movie and finally beginning to put aside the embarrassment of the gobble gobble Gigli
- Ben is handsome, in a wonder bread kind of way

Arguments against:

- the beginning of comeback, not a complete comeback
- memories of Bennifer still linger
- he was named SMA at the height of Bennifer…it’s still too soon
- he married Taupe, he’s become Taupe

Odds: 35 to 1

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