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I Heart The Family Affleck

October 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Violet Affleck is going to break me. If not for the unshakeable knowledge that I would birth a serial killer, I swear this child could almost warm my ovaries – quite an accomplishment considering the thought of having my own is almost worse than having to look at Emmy Rossum all day. But how can anyone see that face and not squeal? Violet Affleck is impossibly cute! And has Violet Affleck accomplished the inconceivable? Can a baby take away the Casino Itch? If so…maybe I should have one after all. Full Story

The Transformation of Ben Affleck

October 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m not going to start fanning myself like they do on Oprah but this is pretty frickin" cute: Ben Affleck and Violet enjoying a father/daughter at the beach. Though he looks just a little bit awkward, I think it adds to the charm - the "awwwwww" factor few woman can resist. Imagine that. Only 3 years ago Ben was allegedly getting manual at Brandy"s in Vancouver which, of course, prompted an intense media firestorm which, of course, led to the cancelled JLo wedding wedding which, of course, subsequently signalled the end of Bennifer. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The overwhelming favourite, at least in North America. Arguments for: 1. Grey"s Anatomy is the hottest show on television 2. Everyone loves a comeback 3. He"s married, is a father, no rumours of conventional infidelity, and twins on the way 4. He has great hair 5. He plays a doctor 6. The MiniVan Majority needs a new hero Arguments against: 1. Full Story

A Baby like Violet

October 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My brother-in-law decided to have three children two years apart: Oliver is 8, Noah is 6, Veronica is 4, and as much as I adore them, they are the reason I am never having children. One day not too far from now, they will ask me: Why don"t you have babies? Why don"t we have cousins? And I will tell them. Full Story


Keanu Reeves and Ben Affleck - not candidates for the Favour. Same goes for Jeremy Piven…although that"s the closest one so far. Dear Patricia: congratuations on one year of marriage! I"m sorry Ernesto spoiled your trip to Mexico, I wish you many more opportunities to come. And to my girl Jasmine - a smutty, sexy happy 25th birthday. So I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I"m headed to Toronto for TIFF in 5 hours - and I"m NOT packed. I"ll be covering the celebs, all the action, all the scoop on the scene, both for eTalk and of course for the site. The bad news is that I"ll be run off the ground and because of this, I will be moving to a conventional blog format for the duration of the film festival ONLY. Which means no full length 3,000 word column four times a week but quick posts throughout the day, every day. Subscribers will also not be receiving text emails of the content delivered to their inboxes - I apologise for the inconvenience, especially to Samantha who chewed me out hard and good last time I did this. I promise, everything will go back to normal on September 18th. However, please know I"ll be doing my best to bring you the best from Brad to Angelina to Jennifer Lopez to Jude Law, and especially, above all things, especially Borat. I hope to meet him and his donkey, and I will not rest until I do so. Real time posts begin Wednesday. Thanks so much for understanding. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord it over everyone else afterwards. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort?

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took off, and she ditched him shortly after. Full Story

Ben Affleck & the return of hot

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other times, however, I think he"s a revolting pudgy mess. Full Story

Ben"s mysterious malady

May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it"s the voracious gossip in me but this is the kind of story I hear about and my smutty sense starts tingling immediately. So Ken Sunshine releases a statement yesterday - something about Ben Affleck being rushed to a hospital over the weekend because of a migraine. A migraine??? I suppose it could have been his very first ever migraine, in which case I guess it would not be an overreaction to present yourself at the ER for fear of an aneurysm or something equally hideous. Full Story

Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay

May 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid as f&ck, and very, very sexually aggressive. Full Story

Violet Affleck and my Celebrity Baby Theory

April 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you need a recap? Refresh your memory here and then take a look, the first very clear look, of wee Violet Affleck who might very well challenge Apple Martin for baby cuteness supremacy. Now depending on your particular point of view, Violet comes from one of 2 combinations: either a hot father and an average mother or an average father and a hot mother. Full Story