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Keanu Reeves and Ben Affleck - not candidates for the Favour. Same goes for Jeremy Piven…although that"s the closest one so far. Dear Patricia: congratuations on one year of marriage! I"m sorry Ernesto spoiled your trip to Mexico, I wish you many more opportunities to come. And to my girl Jasmine - a smutty, sexy happy 25th birthday. So I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I"m headed to Toronto for TIFF in 5 hours - and I"m NOT packed. I"ll be covering the celebs, all the action, all the scoop on the scene, both for eTalk and of course for the site. The bad news is that I"ll be run off the ground and because of this, I will be moving to a conventional blog format for the duration of the film festival ONLY. Which means no full length 3,000 word column four times a week but quick posts throughout the day, every day. Subscribers will also not be receiving text emails of the content delivered to their inboxes - I apologise for the inconvenience, especially to Samantha who chewed me out hard and good last time I did this. I promise, everything will go back to normal on September 18th. However, please know I"ll be doing my best to bring you the best from Brad to Angelina to Jennifer Lopez to Jude Law, and especially, above all things, especially Borat. I hope to meet him and his donkey, and I will not rest until I do so. Real time posts begin Wednesday. Thanks so much for understanding. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord it over everyone else afterwards. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Hollywood Voldemort?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00

My thanks to the lovely Samantha S for the deliciously smutty tip! But first…some background. Three marriages ago and way, way before superstardom, Jennifer Lopez was hitched to a man named Ojani Noa. He was a waiter, she was an ambitious actress, they fell in love, her career took off, and she ditched him shortly after. Full Story

Ben Affleck & the return of hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other times, however, I think he"s a revolting pudgy mess. Full Story

Ben"s mysterious malady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2006 12:00:00 May 30, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it"s the voracious gossip in me but this is the kind of story I hear about and my smutty sense starts tingling immediately. So Ken Sunshine releases a statement yesterday - something about Ben Affleck being rushed to a hospital over the weekend because of a migraine. A migraine??? I suppose it could have been his very first ever migraine, in which case I guess it would not be an overreaction to present yourself at the ER for fear of an aneurysm or something equally hideous. Full Story

Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid as f&ck, and very, very sexually aggressive. Full Story

Violet Affleck and my Celebrity Baby Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

Do you need a recap? Refresh your memory here and then take a look, the first very clear look, of wee Violet Affleck who might very well challenge Apple Martin for baby cuteness supremacy. Now depending on your particular point of view, Violet comes from one of 2 combinations: either a hot father and an average mother or an average father and a hot mother. Full Story

Introducing Violet Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

Everybody’s talking about it. The first semi-clear photo of 4 month old Violet Affleck, lovingly held by her mother. Like all babies, she’s cute as hell. But because of her mother, I"m too bored to say anything else. Jennifer Garner is nothing if not taupe. Full Story

The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2006 12:00:00 March 19, 2006 12:00:00

Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke up, saw the goon within and came to her senses. Full Story

The Parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Full scoop from the parties in my next column…but I’ll leave you with this: don’t believe what you hear about Jennifer vs. Jennifer, as in the battle of the Affleck babes. My sources are reporting that the two were surprisingly cordial and that there was no elaborate pre-planned coordination to separate the two on the carpet. Full Story

Thursday, February 23, 2006 Dear gossips, Thank you for your kind emails relating to my country’s hockey collapse on the men’s side. In case you’re wondering – I am so not over it. But since I have the pleasure of living in Vancouver, Canada, you can bet your boob job I will be hating on Todd Bertuzzi, that useless f*ck, even more than I did before. The way I see it, making monthly payments for seasons tickets gives you that luxury. Holy Goddess! Did I ever hear from some of you Joaquin fans out there! Apparently I’m not the only one coveting a spot beside him in bed. Phoenix lovers – please breathe easy. Joaquin is NOT the subject of “disrespecting your elders”. My boyfriend has issues but stomping on Keith Richards’ guitar pick is NOT one of them. In fact, the only thing these two have in common are a visit to rehab. Focus on someone who spends more time on his hair. Someone who would actually attend an INDUSTRY party. And don’t ever doubt the manners of my one true love again. In today’s issue: Britney makes headlines for a third week in a row, a gloating update on Nicole and Keith, Ben Affleck cleans up, Lopez in Italy, a Destiny debate, and a double daily ugly.