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Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2006 12:00:00 May 9, 2006 12:00:00

There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid as f&ck, and very, very sexually aggressive. Full Story

Violet Affleck and my Celebrity Baby Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

Do you need a recap? Refresh your memory here and then take a look, the first very clear look, of wee Violet Affleck who might very well challenge Apple Martin for baby cuteness supremacy. Now depending on your particular point of view, Violet comes from one of 2 combinations: either a hot father and an average mother or an average father and a hot mother. Full Story

Introducing Violet Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

Everybody’s talking about it. The first semi-clear photo of 4 month old Violet Affleck, lovingly held by her mother. Like all babies, she’s cute as hell. But because of her mother, I"m too bored to say anything else. Jennifer Garner is nothing if not taupe. Full Story

The Daily Flashback: Ben & Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2006 12:00:00 March 19, 2006 12:00:00

Before the Jens, there was a golden standard for Affleck. And her name was Gwyneth Paltrow, also known as my best friend. Ben and Gwynnie were very, very happy for a short time. He amused her, she challenged him, she intimidated him, and he adored her. One day, she woke up, saw the goon within and came to her senses. Full Story

The Parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Full scoop from the parties in my next column…but I’ll leave you with this: don’t believe what you hear about Jennifer vs. Jennifer, as in the battle of the Affleck babes. My sources are reporting that the two were surprisingly cordial and that there was no elaborate pre-planned coordination to separate the two on the carpet. Full Story

Thursday, February 23, 2006 Dear gossips, Thank you for your kind emails relating to my country’s hockey collapse on the men’s side. In case you’re wondering – I am so not over it. But since I have the pleasure of living in Vancouver, Canada, you can bet your boob job I will be hating on Todd Bertuzzi, that useless f*ck, even more than I did before. The way I see it, making monthly payments for seasons tickets gives you that luxury. Holy Goddess! Did I ever hear from some of you Joaquin fans out there! Apparently I’m not the only one coveting a spot beside him in bed. Phoenix lovers – please breathe easy. Joaquin is NOT the subject of “disrespecting your elders”. My boyfriend has issues but stomping on Keith Richards’ guitar pick is NOT one of them. In fact, the only thing these two have in common are a visit to rehab. Focus on someone who spends more time on his hair. Someone who would actually attend an INDUSTRY party. And don’t ever doubt the manners of my one true love again. In today’s issue: Britney makes headlines for a third week in a row, a gloating update on Nicole and Keith, Ben Affleck cleans up, Lopez in Italy, a Destiny debate, and a double daily ugly.

Jennifer Lopez in Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2006 12:00:00 February 23, 2006 12:00:00

Pregnant? Umm…doesn’t look like it. Especially not at the D&G show in Milan for Italian fashion week. So the question is – is she adopting, per recent tabloid reports? Now there’s a rumour that sounds more plausible, all things considered. Especially since we certainly don’t want those Anthony genes populating the planet any more than they have already. Full Story

Ben bounces back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2006 12:00:00 February 23, 2006 12:00:00

Once upon a time, Ben was beefcake. Shined, scrubbed, slicked, coutured from top to bottom – every inch a glammed up companion to Jennifer Lopez. Since then, we’ve endured endless scruff, more than a few toques, a lowkey wife, and now a Violet baby. Not that I don’t love the Garner/Affleck union because I do. Full Story