Alien Lizard King honored by unsuspecting human queen

November 11, 2015 20:34:49 Posted at November 11, 2015 20:34:49
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Benedict Cumberbatch, king of the reptiloids of Garlactaca-9, was made a Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (CBE) by Queen Elizabeth II, a human monarch wholly unsuspecting of her world’s pending colonization. The CBE is awarded to “those making distinguished or notable contributions in their own specific areas of activity”. So now he’s
EVEN MORE BRITISH. And he’s ditched the Doctor Strange Sadness Beard for a morning coat, and Sophie Hunter was there, too, looking even more like his sister than usual. This now puts his Britishness count at 97.9, making him one of the most British people in the world. The only way he can become any more British is if he invades America and attempts to colonize Massachusetts.


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