Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned!

December 22, 2008 08:43:10 Posted at December 22, 2008 08:43:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows it. And she’s pissed. She’s pissed because she did not plan this. And you know Shelfy plans EVERY photo.

Airplanes and swimming pools are often the great equalisers. They strip down the artifices, the lighting is always terrible, it’s almost a level playing field. As you can see, Jessica Biel gets a LOT of help. And without the help, oh yeah… she’s just like us. Maybe not quite.

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