Best of 2009 Articles

Best of 2009 in Entertainment News and Gossip.

Worst of 2009: Robo Gumby & Stumpy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2009 15:39:31 December 21, 2009 15:39:31

Remember when Robo went to Washington for Memorial Day events and walked around on stilts? …the f-ck was up with these giant long leg pants? Five minutes later she was wearing terribly unflattering “mom on holiday” jeans. Indeed, 2009 gave us many Robo assy style moments. Some she designed, some others designed, and all made worse by her “creative eye”, now on sale at Maxfield, one of the most high priced exclusive shoppes in Los Angeles. Full Story

Best/Worst of 2009: Fergie Wedding Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 14:16:38 December 17, 2009 14:16:38

Maybe if you sell your wedding photos to a magazine you’re just f-cking asking for it. In light of what happened after… well… enough said. Remember these pictures? The original article is here and the entire album is here Full Story

Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:09:17 December 16, 2009 08:09:17

Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who has worn Prive on many major occasions, and who was seated next to the Fox during the show Full Story

Best of 2009: Country Bitch ducking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 13:32:53 December 15, 2009 13:32:53

She’s so f-cking famous that when she shows up at a TELEVISED hockey game in a large ass arena, she has to take cover like she’s the target of a heavy artillery attack. Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (who is owning it for Ottawa this year trying to make a bid for the Olympic team) are dating. Full Story

Best of 2009: Billy Bob Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 09:50:09 December 15, 2009 09:50:09

Best because he came out like a massive f-cking prick. For Billy Bob Thornton, life really was over as soon as The Jolie left him. Watching it back again, it’s even worse than I remember. And better. Back in April, BBT was in Toronto with his band promoting their new record. The Boxmasters stopped by Q with Jian Ghomeshi on CBC Radio. Full Story

Best of 2009: LipGloss & Covenant House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 12:31:51 December 14, 2009 12:31:51

Started the year not a fan… Am ending the year much more appreciative of LipGloss Zac Efron. It’s the vanity and the fawning that cockblocks the full support. Having said that, his gesture of kindness towards a youth at Covenant House Vancouver in October is a feelgood moment in a year full of celebrity f-ckups. Full Story

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Best of 2009: Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 06:20:00 December 14, 2009 06:20:00

He hosted the Oscars, he promoted the sh-t out of Wolverine, and earned a box office win, then he went to Broadway and pleased them onstage too, and through it all, always a smile, always gracious, always patient, even when surrounded by paps and fans, even at the airport when his children were with him, Hugh Jackman never loses his cool, he is never ungrateful, and he never, EVER complains. Full Story