Best of 2013: Reese Witherspoon arrested
I mean who is the last person you would have expected to get arrested? Miss Perfect? Miss Manners? Miss Southern Charm? Please.
And the fact that she was arrested for ostensibly having an Attitude Problem? I will savour that moment forever, it gave me such happiness and satisfaction.
“Do you know my name, sir?”
“OK, you’re about to find out who I am.”
Oh my God, that was glorious. Here, let’s watch it again:
I’m an American citizen!
That indignation. That self-righteousness. That PRIVILEGE. If that were me, they would have put me on a boat back to China. Tells you what kind of world Reese Witherspoon lives in.
So while we’re at it, let’s revisit her appearance at this year’s Oscars. “Thank you so much.”
Duana called it the Worst Oscar Bow. 9 months later and it’s still f-cking annoying. But it makes a good accessory to her crime.
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