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Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation

January 9, 2012 13:46:56 Posted at January 9, 2012 13:46:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blue Ivy.Blue IV.Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven.I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including the birth date? Blue Ivy would have to have been born after midnight to qualify as a January 8 (and therefore 4+4) baby. Full Story

Not today

January 6, 2012 23:19:24 Posted at January 6, 2012 23:19:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today.Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and for nothing. B came out to stomp that sh-t down this afternoon. Full Story

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Planning the birth

December 22, 2011 16:23:53 Posted at December 22, 2011 16:23:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JosiahW/Splash

I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller all over. And, just like us, Beysus looks bad on closed circuit tv. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

December 12, 2011 21:10:24 Posted at December 12, 2011 21:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Beyonce makes it better

November 17, 2011 20:24:27 Posted at November 17, 2011 20:24:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs.Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because she got punked at work in a new segment we’re doing on etalk when we switch roles on our producers. Full Story

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Bey-Bee!

November 1, 2011 13:18:12 Posted at November 1, 2011 13:18:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Turgeon/Rocke/Splash News

Just when you thought Mariah Carey was the most obvious f-cking person in the world, Beyonce goes and gets pregnant. If Beyonce was oblivious to the definition of subtle before, it straight up doesn’t exist in her dictionary now. Check her out, leaving Kanye West’s Halloween party in New York last night, in costume as a bee. Full Story

Beyonce wears maternity pants

October 17, 2011 20:59:47 Posted at October 17, 2011 20:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Meinelt-Jason Winslow

I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do you know how much she loves that we’ve been discussing whether or not she’s actually pregnant? She probably talked about it with Gwyneth the other day when she visited the set of Thank You For Sharing. Full Story

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Beyonce’s sizing

October 14, 2011 20:23:01 Posted at October 14, 2011 20:23:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, that it’s not fake is that... she’s actually bigger everywhere. Full Story

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Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone

October 11, 2011 19:58:38 Posted at October 11, 2011 19:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, Splash

Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is concerned, how can we complain? I’ve been emailing all my friends about this all day. Full Story

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Little Rider’s busy week

September 23, 2011 08:47:43 Posted at September 23, 2011 08:47:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story

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Gwyneth, Venice, Beysus, no Madge

September 6, 2011 08:28:37 Posted at September 6, 2011 08:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow and her good friend Matt Damon, with his wife Luciana, were in Venice this weekend promoting Contagion. G was slouchy and tired looking in orange Prada at the photo call, though I love the shoes that were paired with the outfit, and she chose Prada again for the gala, a blush bow gown that’s almost like the 15 years later sequel to her infamous Oscar pink Ralph Lauren, remember? Love her (me) or hate her (you), here’s what you can’t argue about Gwyneth Paltrow: she makes expensive things look expensive. Full Story

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