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When Adele became Sasha

April 14, 2011 14:35:38 Posted at April 14, 2011 14:35:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it so much that Adele is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. But then they decided to mess with her face. I mean… there’s some contouring happening, right? Tina Fey had a great answer for this in Bossypants. I don’t have it with me this minute so I can’t excerpt it for you here but she was basically like, whatever, I pose for them, and then they go off and do whatever it is that they do, and everybody knows it anyway, it’s like we’re all experts at identifying photoshop and nobody actually believes I look like that so it just makes the magazine look stupid. Full Story

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Smell like Beysus Heat?

March 31, 2011 10:21:55 Posted at March 31, 2011 10:21:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I always like dropping the little factoid that Beyonce and Britney Spears are the same age, and that’s about all when it comes to similarities. You will never see a doped up Beysus halfheartedly staggering her way through her promotional performances. And while some of you may insist it’s not a fair comparison because Britney has emotional problems, how fair is it for you, as a consumer, to be sold something from someone with emotional problems who can’t hold her sh-t together? The media isn’t at fault here. Full Story

Grammy BFFs: Gwyneth & Beyonce

February 14, 2011 09:30:42 Posted at February 14, 2011 09:30:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They held hands backstage while greeting Seth Rogen. Then, after G changed, they went out to their seats and watched the rest of the show together. What? But who else is good enough to offer support and bff-ness to Gwyneth Paltrow but Beyonce? You don’t get more royal, musically, than Beyonce. You know, my G doesn’t roll with just anyone. Full Story

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Pre-Grammy GOOP with B & J

February 11, 2011 10:00:01 Posted at February 11, 2011 10:00:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo and the Jim Henson Company Puppets at the Grammys this weekend in LA. No doubt she’s been rehearsing in seclusion. Before her big Grammy debut though she hooked up with her BFFs and Grammy veterans Beyonce and Jay-Z, perhaps for a little pep talk. The three were at Lure Fishbar in New York the other night. Full Story

Hair tinsel & cankles

January 13, 2011 12:11:00 Posted at January 13, 2011 12:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, what do you think of the current hair tinsel trend? Have you seen this? I first saw it on one of the Beverly Hills Housewives and thought it was a bit showy and tacky. Not for me. However, lately I've spotted it on some actual people in my town. Full Story

GOOPY & Beysus NYE

December 23, 2010 09:02:00 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are tight. They hang out. More than we know. Gwyneth loves that we know. So she can let us know why she doesn’t give a sh-t that people hate her. Because Jay-Z and Beysus don’t. And she helps Jakey Gyllenhaal out with his love life too. So of course GOOPy’s NYE plans are better than yours. Full Story

House of der Sh-ts temp ink

September 27, 2010 09:58:17 Posted at September 27, 2010 09:58:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell the images off Beysus’s back: “With a Sixties-pinup-girl meets-futuristic-biker-chick theme, Beyoncé and I really wanted to give our Deréon fall 2010 campaign a tough edginess. Full Story

They all support Lauryn

August 30, 2010 07:11:31 Posted at August 30, 2010 07:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will give you goose pimples. At the 2010 Rock the Bells show in NYC, so many of them were there – Beyonce, Jay-Z, Alicia Keys Mary J Blige, Chris Rock, John Legend – to witness the return of... Ms Lauryn Hill. Please. It’s been too f-cking long. But she had to take her time. As Duana wrote a couple months ago – click here for a refresher Full Story

Holiday clothes for Chinese people

August 26, 2010 09:56:00 Posted at August 26, 2010 09:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When my mother sees this ensemble she’ll be all over me to buy it for her. Forget the House of the Sh-ts, Beysus should really be Made For China. It’s tacky, it’s gold, and there are 8s all over. Double 8s too. Really, you can’t go wrong. What’s our obsession with the Number 8? The word for 8 sounds kinda like the word for rich. Full Story

Chicken Fried, Beysus, and the Sh-t House

August 25, 2010 09:03:41 Posted at August 25, 2010 09:03:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears is in Hawaii with her man Jason Trawick. Jason Trawick’s body > Jensen Ackles’s body. Right??? I like ‘em lean. Fried Chicken managed to clean up her weave in time for the holiday, or maybe that’s because we can’t see it from the back. Britney is relaxing after a productive week – she shot for Glee and she’s been working in studio on a new album. Full Story

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