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Street clothes and 6 inches

April 6, 2009 08:55:40 Posted at April 6, 2009 08:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After performances out west last week, Beyonce returned home to husband Jay-Z in New York this weekend and the two had lunch together at Pastis on Sunday before heading off to promote his clothing line. B looks so great in street clothes I couldn’t resist. Street clothes and massive, massive heels. Full Story

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Beyonce: off plane, on stage

April 1, 2009 16:58:25 Posted at April 1, 2009 16:58:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce arrived yesterday in Vancouver prior to her show at GM place. Flying private with a wardrobe to match. And then there were the costumes. Several of them. Including a wedding dress with veil and what looks like piping all over the hem and also some kind of space suit with a lotus guarding her crotch. Full Story

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Bey… please!

March 26, 2009 06:51:45 Posted at March 26, 2009 06:51:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

March 17, 2009 15:00:04 Posted at March 17, 2009 15:00:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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The shape of Beyonce

March 9, 2009 06:54:19 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:54:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Our friends Fiona and Kiu came over on Saturday night for a quick visit. At one point Kiu declared that Beyonce now occupies 4 out of the 5 spots on his Freebie Five. He watched her at the Oscars and was enthralled by her body. He was all like – now that’s a real woman’s body and it’s all natural. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Ming Vase: Beyonce

February 23, 2009 05:04:45 Posted at February 23, 2009 05:04:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s killing that song for me. Is she killing it for you? Suddenly At Last has become Beyonce’s signature song. Suddenly At Last is getting removed from my iPod. First though, let’s start with the carpet dress. The carpet dress was the ass. The carpet dress blinded half the bleacher section. Full Story

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Grey Goose diva night

February 21, 2009 14:59:58 Posted at February 21, 2009 14:59:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room for me I realised it was Sandra Bullock. Wasn't her best night. Full Story

GOOPy and the girls

February 11, 2009 07:09:35 Posted at February 11, 2009 07:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow last night in at the 14th Annual Saks Fifth Avenue Unforgettable Evening event for cancer research – G is wearing the dreaded shiny fabric. Lumpy Gwynnie? Of course not. Not with a brilliantly cut Balmain jacket. They say it’s all about shoulders this year… And always, always shoes. Full Story

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Grammy No B: Jay-Z

February 9, 2009 11:39:00 Posted at February 9, 2009 11:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s this blowhard host on the local Vancouver sports talk radio show who keeps complaining about today’s music. Typical Canadian rock’n’roll beer dude. Completely ignorant about music other than what’s played on his own small little block. Last week he was discussing Springsteen at the Super Bowl and the future of the half time performance and he was like – will Jay-Z be relevant in 30 years? Will Jay-Z continue to sell out tours like the old rock timers? F-cking ignorant douche. Full Story

Monday, January 19, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Between Washington and Park City, Utah, Hollywood will be a quiet town until after the inauguration. This of course is why the Academy chose not to announce Oscar nominations on traditional Tuesday, opting instead for a Thursday reveal this year. Who can compete with President Barack Obama?

Various photos attached of celebrities at events in Washington this weekend leading up to tomorrow’s historic moment.

I could look at Shakira all day. She’s SO cute! Also Beyonce singing America the Beautiful. Too bad she’s a dog-hating asshole.

And the bastardisation of Sundance continues… more on that later.

Monday – am online all day to kick off what promises to be a very busy week. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


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Beyonce performing America the Beautiful

Sasha Fierce hates dogs?

January 15, 2009 09:55:26 Posted at January 15, 2009 09:55:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner after getting a shot in the ass. And we knew it was all good when he barked in the FedEx man’s face yesterday because the lovely fellow understandably did not want to touch his stanky toy goose for an impromptu game of chase. Full Story