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Blue Ivy’s first track

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 19:16:44 January 9, 2012 19:16:44
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Even her father is calling her the B.I.C.Jay-Z’s posted it on his site. A song called Glory featuring B.I.C. That must be her wailing on the track. Is that what they did to that hospital? Turn it into a recording studio while NICU babies were waiting for their parents?  Hear the lyric about Paris. Full Story

Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 13:46:56 January 9, 2012 13:46:56

Blue Ivy.Blue IV.Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven.I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including the birth date? Blue Ivy would have to have been born after midnight to qualify as a January 8 (and therefore 4+4) baby. Full Story

Not today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2012 23:19:24 January 6, 2012 23:19:24
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Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today.Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and for nothing. B came out to stomp that sh-t down this afternoon. Full Story

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Planning the birth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2011 16:23:53 December 22, 2011 16:23:53
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I still don’t understand the people who don’t believe that Beyonce is actually pregnant. Something about her faking it because she didn’t want to gain weight? Check her out here in New York yesterday. That looks like a full face to me. In fact, B is fuller all over. And, just like us, Beysus looks bad on closed circuit tv. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 21:10:24 December 12, 2011 21:10:24
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It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Beyonce makes it better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2011 20:24:27 November 17, 2011 20:24:27
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My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs.Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because she got punked at work in a new segment we’re doing on etalk when we switch roles on our producers. Full Story

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Bey-Bee!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 13:18:12 November 1, 2011 13:18:12
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Just when you thought Mariah Carey was the most obvious f-cking person in the world, Beyonce goes and gets pregnant. If Beyonce was oblivious to the definition of subtle before, it straight up doesn’t exist in her dictionary now. Check her out, leaving Kanye West’s Halloween party in New York last night, in costume as a bee. Full Story

Beyonce wears maternity pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 20:59:47 October 17, 2011 20:59:47
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I only know this because 5 minutes after these photos published, the PR for J Brand blasted everyone with the email about how Beyonce wore their “Mama J by J Brand 3401 Maternity Leggings” in New York today. Are we done questioning whether or not she’s actually pregnant? Do you know how much she loves that we’ve been discussing whether or not she’s actually pregnant? She probably talked about it with Gwyneth the other day when she visited the set of Thank You For Sharing. Full Story

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Beyonce’s sizing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2011 20:23:01 October 14, 2011 20:23:01
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Beyonce stepped out today in New York. And here we go with the people who’ve been saying all week that her bump business is fake. And now I have to do something that makes me sick. I have to point out that one of the signs, to me anyway, that it’s not fake is that... she’s actually bigger everywhere. Full Story

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Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 19:58:38 October 11, 2011 19:58:38
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Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is concerned, how can we complain? I’ve been emailing all my friends about this all day. Full Story

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Little Rider’s busy week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 08:47:43 September 23, 2011 08:47:43

I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story

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