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Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2011 19:58:38 October 11, 2011 19:58:38
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Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is concerned, how can we complain? I’ve been emailing all my friends about this all day. Full Story

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Little Rider’s busy week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 08:47:43 September 23, 2011 08:47:43

I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story

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Gwyneth, Venice, Beysus, no Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2011 08:28:37 September 6, 2011 08:28:37

Gwyneth Paltrow and her good friend Matt Damon, with his wife Luciana, were in Venice this weekend promoting Contagion. G was slouchy and tired looking in orange Prada at the photo call, though I love the shoes that were paired with the outfit, and she chose Prada again for the gala, a blush bow gown that’s almost like the 15 years later sequel to her infamous Oscar pink Ralph Lauren, remember? Love her (me) or hate her (you), here’s what you can’t argue about Gwyneth Paltrow: she makes expensive things look expensive. Full Story

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Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Britney watching the best

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 06:43:04 August 29, 2011 06:43:04

Fried Chicken managed to pull together a decent weave last night for a change. How sad is it that this happens with such infrequency, we almost feel compelled to compliment her when it’s not falling out in clumps at the back of her head? It’s not just snark. In many ways, the weave, and whether or not she’s able to keep that sh-t clean, is a reflection of our lowered expectations. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 11:11:08 August 3, 2011 11:11:08

If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is one of her finest. Full Story

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G is there for B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2011 10:32:01 June 28, 2011 10:32:01

At the weekend it was Glastonbury, then they all returned to London where Beyonce threw down a secret show for what seems like celebrities only which... does that make sense to you because do the celebrities actually have to pay for the music? Anyway, among the celebrities in attendance: Adele, Stella McCartney, Tom Ford, some Glee kids, Jessie J, of course Jay-Z, and. Full Story

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Double Date at Glastonbury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 10:03:52 June 27, 2011 10:03:52

Both U2 and Coldplay headlined at Glastonbury this weekend on Saturday. Then Beyonce closed the weekend. I hear she laid down a crazy performance. Anyway, as you know, B and Jay-Z are super tight with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. So, naturally, they were together all weekend. B and Jay were with G in VIP during Coldplay’s performance. Full Story

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The way J loves B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 09:33:00 May 27, 2011 09:33:00

All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ve sh-t on Beyonce before because, well, if you pull a douchebag diva move, you’re going to get called. Full Story

Met Fishtails: Beyonce & Christina Ricci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 05:45:14 May 3, 2011 05:45:14

Have a feeling we’ll be fighting about this one. Christina Ricci is in Zac Posen. It’s exquisite. I mean, from a design perspective, it’s all you want at the Met Gala. Drama, imagination, quality, craftsmanship... But I feel like it might be the right dress on the wrong person. I don’t know that she’s really rising with it. Full Story

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Beyonce & Jay-Z: not Gwyneth & Chris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 09:55:28 April 26, 2011 09:55:28

GOOP would not approve. Or… is it Chris Martin who wouldn’t approve? These days, the reluctance seems more pronounced coming from him. More on Gwyneth later. Right now it’s about her bffs Beyonce and Jay-Z continuing to enjoy Paris, strolling around yesterday rather affectionately, arms around each other, and big smiles. Full Story

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