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No Cadillac in Canada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 08:06:41 December 2, 2008 08:06:41

Cadillac Records opens in the US on Friday. Cadillac Records is not opening anywhere in Canada. Why? Because there is no distributor. Which means no one wanted to put up the money. Because no one thought it would make any money? Because… it sucks? Not necessarily. It’s actually getting decent reviews. Full Story

Avoiding The Toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 12:15:26 November 26, 2008 12:15:26

I know she’s hard to handle. And she shouldn’t be taking credit for being a songwriter. But she’s my obsession. Can’t understand how someone moves like that. Have you ever tried? I tried last weekend. Coordinated flailing. It’s impossible. Like I’ve said though, I have perfected the Beyonce backwards wiggle and reveal. Full Story

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These are not the tights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 10:23:35 November 19, 2008 10:23:35

Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with these bobbing above her shoulders. Full Story

Bloomingdales sells de Sh-ts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 08:16:32 October 29, 2008 08:16:32

Yesterday in New York, Beyonce launched her House of de Sh-ts dress collection at Bloomingdales. Bloomingdales. Dillard’s I totally get. But Bloomingdales? Really? Check her out, wearing one of her mother’s designs ripped off from Marciano which in and of itself is problematic, only Marciano’s price tag is closer to it’s nasty ass quality. Full Story

Who is Sasha Fierce?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2008 08:29:03 October 23, 2008 08:29:03

It’s Beyonce, of course, and this is the title of her new double album: The first: I Am… The second: Sasha Fierce. Sasha of course is what she calls her alter ego, the gyrating performer who is released on stage. In private, Sasha retreats and cedes the spotlight to B who, apparently, is much more sedate and doesn’t talk about herself in the third person. Full Story

Beyonce sings for Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 08:53:20 October 8, 2008 08:53:20

The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips. Full Story

Get back to this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2008 12:50:22 September 10, 2008 12:50:22

If only Pip could open his mouth and just… sing. Not talk but sing. No douchery, no ego, no assy whiny bitch. Sing. Period. That’s all. Because he truly is an amazing performer. Mesmerising on stage, his growth as an entertainer has been impressive. Which makes those silly rumours today of an N Sync reunion that much more ridiculous. Full Story

B’s Iconic Ambitions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2008 12:46:42 September 3, 2008 12:46:42

Beyonce on the cover of the new Marie Claire UK with a tiny little waist and inside the pages of the magazine again with a tiny little waist. She concedes though, unlike those other lying skinny bitches, that it’s hard work balancing those curves, insisting before arriving at the photo shoot that there be ‘no chips, no candy, no desserts, no junk food, no fried food’ available anywhere on set. Full Story

BJ in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 12:48:09 August 1, 2008 12:48:09

Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a store on Third and literally turned on our heels and walked right back out when the first thing we saw inside was a sign for her clothing line House of DeSh*ts. Full Story

B Casual, B Cool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:52:19 June 27, 2008 08:52:19

Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport in London yesterday on her way to Cork for Jay-Z’s performance. Full Story