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Mrs Bee Z?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 07:26:00 April 2, 2008 07:26:00 broke the story yesterday – on April Fool’s Day – and Us Weekly followed shortly after: that Beyonce and Jay-Z applied for a marriage license yesterday morning in Scarsdale, NY and now have 60 days to get married. Full Story

Hard-on for Hova

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2008 13:23:00 April 1, 2008 13:23:00

That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s stanking rich. Maybe it’s the power thing. Full Story

Best Grammy Love Triangle: Jay, B, and RiRi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

One of those uncomfortable, smutty moments you can’t get enough of. Jay Z and Beyonce were sitting front row. Of course. Rihanna was sitting behind Jay in the second. When she wins, she jumps up and hugs him, and he’s like – oh sh*t, I am not going to hear the end of it tonight. Then RiRi tries to hold his hand as they’re walking up to the stage together. Full Story

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Best Grammy Hair: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 07:15:27 February 11, 2008 07:15:27

Despite the fact that her mother dressed her again for the arrivals – this time in ugly powder blue and tulle – Beyonce was beautiful last night. And the hair…this is the kind of wavy an Asian girl covets her whole life. But seriously…how many times did she change??? High point – relatively speaking – was silver on stage with Tina. Full Story

The Grammys 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2008 00:00:00 February 11, 2008 00:00:00

Oprah and I agree on few things. Of course…Tina Turner. Tina Turner is almost 70. Tina Turner stalked that stage last night and showed these kids 40 years younger. And bitch had to KICK at the end of her set. She kicked!!! Seriously… Tina Turner is the business. And Prince, still, is the quiver. Full Story

Eat it Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at the style game. Full Story

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From The Shoulders Up…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 06:32:40 December 31, 2007 06:32:40

It’s all good… Beyonce at the Vegas opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 last night with big hair and lovely makeup looking so pretty. But only from the shoulders up. From the shoulders down…too many shades of Tina Knowles. Starting with the back fat. Now of course Beyonce is not a heavy woman. Full Story

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B & Jay: Wedding Tattoos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2007 03:14:50 December 21, 2007 03:14:50

MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly married in Paris a couple of weeks ago while celebrating his birthday and commemorated their nuptials with matching tattoos on their ring fingers – photos attached. Full Story

B & J in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:31:13 December 5, 2007 11:31:13

Now THAT is definitely NOT a Tina Knowles creation, bless Xenu. And when Beyonce stays away from Tina Knowles-inspired creations, Beyonce is beautiful, fashionable, divine. Check her out with Jay Z in Paris doing some holiday shopping, on a romantic getaway. And while he might not be pretty like Becks or Brad, Jay is all man in his own man way. Full Story

Lovely Body, Cheese Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:28:57 November 28, 2007 09:28:57

Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source  Full Story

Best Double Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Sweet Xenu, check the ravishing rump! Undoubtedly the result of double Spanx. We love Spanx. And we love double Spanx when it’s not rendering supermodels into androgens with no toe – see example attached. Full Story