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Blame it on Daddy Beyonce?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 00:00:00 July 16, 2007 00:00:00

B’s father manages Destiny’s Child and his daughter’s solo career and that of Kelly Rowland. Wonder if poor Kelly is getting the shaft. Or perhaps it’s a case of Lindsay Lohan disease? Kelly was performing at the ThisDay Music Festival Sunday in Nigeria and collapsed on stage and was taken to hospital. Full Story

Post-Oscar Gossip bits & pieces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Did I forget to mention how sh-t Beyonce looked at the Oscars? I think I must have.   Well…Beyonce looked like sh-t. And I were Giorgio Armani, I’d institute a ban on her ever wearing his clothes again. Because she cheapens everything she puts on. And because there appeared to be a tortoise climbing up her shoulder. Full Story

Tom & Travolta at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Strong representation for the Church on Sunday as a new round of presenters has been announced including Jodie Foster, Queen Latifah, and the massage-loving pilot himself John Travolta. The GMD surrounded by support on the carpet, cementing his triumphant return from the brink of career suicide. Damn. Full Story

Jennifer to Beyonce: the Vogue bitchslap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Hudson on the cover of Vogue…Poor Beyonce must be chompin’ on her weave. Or maybe not. What would you prefer? Not making the cover of Vogue or making the cover of Vogue but looking like ass? Hmmm...tough call. Have a look - quite possibly one of the sh-ttiest photo shoots I’ve seen in a long, long time. Full Story

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Sweet victory in so many ways. Needless to say – hers is a great story, she deserves her success. But then there’s the B factor, how this must be eating B alive. And please…don’t bother arguing. Because it is most certainly eating her alive. And the best part is, not only was B’s ass handed to her during the awards, she was also eating dust on the carpet – Jennifer’s simple black dress a welcome contrast to the tacky ass drag queen otherwise known as Beyonce Knowles who has seen the end of her award season run… Praise Goddess. Full Story

Worst Beyonce Ever: Beyonce at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

Considering her mother dresses her half the time, achieving an all time low at this years Globes really is quite remarkable…especially since Tina Knowles actually had nothing to do with this nightmare. And still she’s wearin’ it like it’s something to be proud of – it’s the curse of the child performer, you see? Britney, Lindsay, Beyonce …they’re f*ckin’ immune to this sh-t. Full Story

Beyonce: the OverPose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

Cover of GQ. Seriously...how many times do we have to see her in this pose? SO OVERPLAYED! And lame! See previous assy iteration. See current assy iteration. See me Rossum all over her assy Tina Knowles dress. Full Story

AMA Miss America: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2006 12:00:00 November 22, 2006 12:00:00

Did her mother design this dress? I’m inclined to think not. Because she looks great in it. And because it’s not ugly. A tad beauty pageant, perhaps, but definitely not ugly. And was she totally adorable last night or what? Especially when Jay Z was performing – boppin’ her head, wavin’ her arms, smilin’ big and pretty and maybe even a little bit fake for the cameras…which naturally had my smutty sense tingling. Full Story

Beyonce Knowles: assy music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2006 12:00:00 August 17, 2006 12:00:00

Ummm…have you heard her new tracks? Is she losing her sh*t? Nevermind that…why is she makin" me lose MY sh*t??? Sasha"s freakin" me out, y"all. Sasha"s singin" out of her ass. And Sasha"s also developed a curious case of overdance - characterised by spastic flailing arms and legs and the worst case of music video acting I"ve ever had the displeasure of viewing. Full Story

Beyonce: The Contender?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2006 12:00:00 August 14, 2006 12:00:00

We are 6 months away but early word is that B"s Dreamgirls could be the one to watch, with a surprisingly stellar performance by Sasha - or whatever she"s calling herself these days - that has many thinking "First Nomination." And no, I"m not on crack. Although it"s highly unlikely that Academy voters will go beyond the honour of a nod, my sources say the campaigning has already begun in earnest, and all this talk is certainly going to her head, which could explain why she can"t sing for sh*t these days. Full Story