Beyonce wears maternity pants
In other B news, because it’s all about B right now, the video for Love On Top has just been released. You know why I love this video? It’s the same reason Sasha loves this video and I haven’t even talked to her today yet but I just know. I also know she’s probably already trying all the dance moves. Which is what I’ll be doing later on in front of my TV Wade Robson styles, back in the day when they’d show you 5 or 6 tricks in succession before cutting away.
Here’s my theory about Beyonce’s videos: they shoot her in HD with a ring light and whatever Oprah lens camera trickery available and everyone else on sh-tty equipment from the 1990s.
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