Smell like Beysus Heat?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 10:21:55 March 31, 2011 10:21:55

I always like dropping the little factoid that Beyonce and Britney Spears are the same age, and that’s about all when it comes to similarities.

You will never see a doped up Beysus halfheartedly staggering her way through her promotional performances. And while some of you may insist it’s not a fair comparison because Britney has emotional problems, how fair is it for you, as a consumer, to be sold something from someone with emotional problems who can’t hold her sh-t together? The media isn’t at fault here. The people pushing her are at fault.

As for Beyonce…

Have you ever seen a Beyonce show?

My friend Dan says it changed his life.

You can’t believe someone can move the way she moves. While she’s doing the ten thousand other things she’s doing at the same time. While a wind machine blows her hair in every direction. It’s sick. When they say she’s the ultimate entertainer, that’s not hyperbole.

And now she’s fired her dad. Am excited about the new flavour this will bring to her work. She’s been working on a new album. Perhaps it’ll be ready for summer? B is closing Glastonbury this year.

Right now though, the focus is on the fragrance. Beyonce Heat. And Beyonce Heat Rush.

I actually wear Beyonce Heat Rush. We featured Heat and Heat Rush in the etalk Lounge at the JUNOs last week, and I was like, hey, there’s my fragrance and no one would believe me. What? I’m telling you. It smells good. Either that or I’m walking around with major stank and no one has bothered to tell me.

Anyway, you want to try?

We’ve got 5 Beyonce gift packs to give away. Each pack includes Beyonce Heat, Heat Rush, and the limited edition Heat Elixir, as well as the Beyonce I AM... World Tour DVD. If you haven’t seen her tour footage, you’re missing something in your life. For real. I think Sasha, our Sasha, and not the Fierce variety, goes home and watches Beyonce on stage every night. I don’t blame her. It’s AMAZING.

Approximate retail value is $218.00 CAD each. Standard contest terms apply. Email [email protected] with Beyonce Heat as the subject line before midnight Pacific Friday, April 8, 2011. Good luck!

Attached – Beyonce in New York yesterday. I’m not feeling the hair right now, you?

Photos from INF

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