Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:06:37 October 16, 2009 08:06:37

Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event…

The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness.

Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them?

As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Amazingly she was able to avoid an accident. Avoiding accidents is possible but unsightly. Check it – she has to keep walking around with her hand covering her crotch.

Why not just wear a skirt that’s 3 inches longer?

Maybe it’s just me. I am lazy.

B does look gorgeous though. The weave is working, her skin is flawless, Beyonce the Queen is at her best in Japan. And she gives the peace sign. It’s the Hello Kitty handshake.

Photos from Aflo/Splashnewsonline.com and Junko Kimura/Gettyimages.com

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