Beyonce sings for Porny

October 8, 2008 08:53:20 Posted at October 8, 2008 08:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips.

Beyonce’s new single If I Were a Boy dropped yesterday. Totally gooey cheese. But I likey. A lot. Makes me want to hug my friends. Especially Fiona because she tolerated my meltdown on Sunday and then made me go for a run and of course I instantly felt better.

Girls need Friends.

Be Jessica’s Friend.

Attached – Beyonce at the Diamond Ball on Saturday in support of Miami Children’s Hospital. Also…Porny looking clueless and sad.


Photos from Wenn.com

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