Tickled by Billy Bob

February 14, 2012 18:50:16 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve been sitting next to Sasha the last few days which always makes me extra crude. Oh haven’t I mentioned? Sasha is quite possibly the crassest sh-t ever. She’s artful about it. But that doesn’t mean it’s dirty.

So...

Here’s Billy Bob Thornton at the Berlinale last night and all I can picture from that grossness on his chin is being tickled by it. And promptly vomiting. You can imagine the different nasty scenarios Sasha and I have spent the last 5 minutes describing.

Like, really, really, REALLY vile, right?

Interestingly enough, as posted earlier, the Brange was in Berlin last night too. Far as know, the three didn’t cross. But still...

Look at his chin and think of it all over her body and how she must react now, heaving every time she remembers it. We are ALL heaving remembering it.